I have an audio tape of Donald Sterling berating Solange Knowles as she rants at Jay-Z while Beyonce stands by. Also, there is a disgruntled Amazon worker for some reason discussing why he hates his job. Would anybody at Gawker Media be interested?

Here's what I heard is gonna happen.

I've always liked Hole. There, I said it. But I was just a bit too young to experience Nirvana in real time, and just old enough to be transfixed by the videos for tracks from Celebrity Skin. It wasn't Lilith Fair, and it wasn't bubblegum pop. I still like it. I like this EMA noise, too.

A well-filtered #tbt Instagram photo.

So that's what a Pinterest divorce looks like.

Ted and the kids are dead. Mom's the only one alive.

That's the first good kick by Bama in a while

This is definitely the year of Idris Elba. Should have been him and not just anothe milquetoast White guy.

The stories usually go like this.

If I have to read another story about a disenchanted writer leaving New York for Los Angeles, only to be shocked that Los Angeles is not like New York, I'm quitting the English language.

Dammit, I did NOT sign up for the dark and depressing dystopian cyberpunk future. I signed up for the spiffy, shiny Jetson's one. I demand to speak to a manager about this!

The ridiculous nature of this incident still burns my waffles. Cant say that as a minority living here haven't had my share of BS. DAMN IT TULSA, GET IT TOGETHER!!

It wouldn't make sense for the Jets to keep four quarterbacks on the active roster.

Nah, I disagree.

YES. Cookie Monster should not have legs. It's fucking unnerving.

Quick review:

So they're putting hashtags on Sesame Street now? What purpose does that serve?? I feel so old.

Me want a Robert Palmer/Cookie Monster mashup.

He lives in my neighborhood (well, the rich, water-side part of my neighborhood). Want me to call him for ya?