I thought Kristen Stewart was playing Vera in the film adaptation of August Wilson’s Seven Guitars.

“Is Emma Stone not available?”

The only enjoyable moment of Rock of Ages entire run:

Jukebox musicals are to theatre what cancer is to theatre.

A similar and fun game the whole family can enjoy is “Roman Candle Home Run Derby.” A pitcher shoots a Roman candle at a batter who tries to smack away the little burning pellets with a bat. But always remember: safety first— batter should always wear swim goggles or some shit and try to keep their mouth closed.

Did not. However, some classes had a week were they cared for a bag of flour that stood in for a baby. It was obvious when this was going on because, of course, because you’d see kids carrying bags of flour. I once took this as my cue to bring my own bag of flour to school, wrap a kite string around it, and drag it…

My mom (a doctor) basically just said the issue is the anticoagulants, not necessarily the PE.

In this case it might be less of Bosh actually having a history of PE and more to do with the fact he has to be on anticoagulants for his treatment that makes him an unacceptable risk. If you’re on a drug that puts you at a higher risk for bleeding, and makes clotting difficult once major bleeding starts, playing a…

I’ll add that you can’t even get coffee at La Guardia concourse C without exiting security.

Because La Guardia is built on landfill surrounded on three sides by water.

Does Shaq practice foot binding?

I’m thinking he may have gotten lucky because the angle he hit the wall let him deflect and bleed off some of the energy rather than a sudden, hard stop.

Maybe, but SAFER barrier and the NFL’s “next generation helmet” can’t rewrite the laws of physics. Going from 150mph to 0 in about a yard still means you’re going to be enduring an excess of 150 to 200 Gs and 50 is lethal. Pad something as much as you want, it’s still going to be the deceleration that kills.

Despite safety improvements, I’m pretty amazed the inertia alone didn’t kill him. No amount of modifying a car can stop your brain from slamming into the inside of your skull, or the stress on your heart from G-forces following super fast deceleration.

Apparently the Secret Service trains to pull J-turns in Suburbans.

Hell, grad STUDENTS get paid a stipend.

“It’s something low, unseemly to ridicule a man who must go through life looking like the result of Jabba the Hutt fucking David Duke in a pile of medical waste.”

“Hey God, would you piss on me while I masturbate? Thanks.”

Goddamnit! Damn it. God. Damn. It. Goddamnitsomuch. Just damn it! God fucking damn it! Damn! Goddamnit! Damn it Goddamnit Goddamnit!

Definitely dumb, but not worth losing a scholarship over.