My personal favorite was Barfin’ Bart.

Lived in both Houston and Austin. Austin drivers are oblivious and Houston drivers are pathologically aggressive.

Having lived in Austin, Houston, and New York having a brother in Los Angeles, I can confirm that Texas drivers in general, and Houston drivers in particular are the worst in the country. Texas cities manage to make driving on the already chaotic sprawl of their hyper traffic dense urban freeways all the more…

Thank you! I’m glad somebody in this comment section actually has a grasp on the other variables that actually govern how biology actually works. I get so sick of people phrasing arguments (often throwing out blatantly psuedo-scientific babble; in this case, OP’s use of the “healthiest” genes trope is a boatload of…

You’re assuming he read the entire article before scrolling down to the comment section.

Apparently, xylitol also has antibiotic and antihistamine properties... and, like lycasin (the ingredient in Harbio Sugar-Free Gummy Bears that hates your intestines) laxative properties.

Aw, the waiting game sucks. Let’s play Hungry Hungry Hippos.

So long, productivity for the rest of the week!

Throw Alfred Jarry in there too.

Sorry. He gets cranky when kids are on his lawn.

The Cavs had a lead approaching 40 points, so why not take a few chances attempting to shoot more threes to get the record? Had the Hawks done their job during the first 3 quarters, they wouldn’t have been in a situation to allow the Cavs to further embarrass them by taking so many long-range shots. In all honesty, I…

Meanwhile, Broadway uses sound designers only for their talent and the Tonys have made it their official policy to snub them.

Yes! My brother is an engineer who was actually working on designing (i.e. making usable) one of the non-classified systems on the F-35 and he’s expressed enormous doubts about the F-35 filling the Warthog’s tactical air support role. It isn’t that he feels the F-35 is a bad design, per se, but rather because…

“...water with maple syrup, juice with frozen berries and finally a mixture of apple cider vinegar, horse radish root, hot peppers, mashed onion, garlic and ginger root.” Well, there’s your problems. Every medieval physician knew that should only have been step one (why did they fail to purge the house of miasmatic…

Ryan Leaf Jr.

This was beautiful!

“Best” might be debatable, but it’s definitely in the top 5 along with Da Doo Ron Ron, Good Vibrations, Get Ready, and Heart of Glass.

Patrick Stewart actually played Othello about 20 or so years ago (not in blackface). He was the only white cast member and all other actors were black.

A black actor is playing Hamlet at the RSC. https://www.rsc.org.uk/hamlet/about-t…

Burnt cornmeal, cigarette ashes, and ground up No-Doz.