We’re talking about a Michigan Man here. I’m sure he meant “winning” only to remember that isn’t something the school has been interested in doing since the mid 2000’s.

But, it’s a warm-weather stadium...So, no further questions! Here’s your Super Bowl!

Who cares if your field is shit? The most important factor for hosting the premiere championship game of a sport originating in the Midwest/ Northeastern US and traditionally played during autumn thru winter is having a warm-weather stadium or a dome!

“There are lots of people I’d like to thank for helping me get here. First of all, the Houston Texans for firing to let me coach for a team that wins in the playoffs and in championship games— I wouldn’t be here without you, Houston!”

Take it easy. Some struggle with humor that doesn’t have canned laughter to kill all traces of subtlety. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll go back to watching Ow, My Balls! on the Violence Channel.

A turd on an orange field can double nicely as a Cleveland Browns logo.

Scientists, what have they done for us? I’ll let media figures likely suffering from CTE do my thinking for me, thank you!

SEC: shamelessly enthusiastic about coke.

Conspiracies do, on occasion, occur. However, they’re typically not the giant and complex affairs talk radio aficionados babble on about. That’s because the more conspirators one works with, the easier it is for your plot to be exposed. Despite that, there have been some fairly big secret plots like MKUltra, the…

SNL is in one of its transitional phases that happens every few seasons. They have the challenge of finding a new cast plus the added difficulty of keeping the style current. It feels like they’re still figuring out how humor works for the youtube generation and how to make that translate to tv sketch comedy.

Over-the-top people are the hardest to impersonate. Will Farrell and Tina Fey both did beautifully portraying George W and Palin, respectively because they deadpan the actual outrageousness of the their targets. That takes a very light and skillful touch.

Remember: the blizzard isn’t a disaster; it’s an opportunity to try new things... like cannibalism.

The part about keeping the locker room peaceful, I’m pretty sure, was a big part of this. Blatt never seemed to be particularly well liked by the team. The 34 point loss to GS at home couldn’t have helped much either.

The amazing thing is that of the former duo Kiley and Booms, Kevin Kiley was actually the lesser idiot of the pair when compared to Chuck Booms. WKRK has had some weapons grade dumbfuckery in its drive-time block.

“Couch, the TV on.” This is now my retired father’s default sleeping place.

No shit! He probably wants to keep his intestinal tract where it currently is. Playing football six weeks after abdominal surgery seems like a fail-proof plan for a herniation—particularly when said surgery was to repair a hernia. Unless the Seahawks planned on keeping a GI surgeon on the sidelines, sitting out is the…

Yeah, not being able to get tickets to shows on Broadway sucks. I’ll just have to settle for having seen Hamilton when it was in pre-views at the Public.

Johnny Manziel is the Ethan Couch of the NFL. After suffering through two seasons with Ryan Leaf Jr, hopefully Cleveland will be able to get something for his contract (but not likely).