It’s nice when LBJ reminds us that he actually is capable of playing like one of the two best players on the planet.

What does it say about a party whose last example of a successful president left office in 1989, died over a decade ago, and people becoming old enough to vote were not even born yet the last time he was seen in public? The GOP is delusional if they think holding up Reagan’s image has the same impact today as it did…

“But it’s dripping everywhere!”

“Shut up and watch your team get blown out by 23 points at home.”

...And yet still looses by 23 points at home.

If I had the offer to sail on Titanic II, I would say no. Not because of “curses” or superstition, but because being on a vessel called fucking “Titanic” would be a constant reminder of what could potentially happen. That would be miserable. It’s the same reason I’d turn down a free trans-Atlantic flight if they were…

Goddamnit! Being from Cleveland, I want to hate Steph Curry—want to hate him with every fiber of my being... But I can’t do it.

We’re talking about a Michigan Man here. I’m sure he meant “winning” only to remember that isn’t something the school has been interested in doing since the mid 2000’s.

But, it’s a warm-weather stadium...So, no further questions! Here’s your Super Bowl!

Who cares if your field is shit? The most important factor for hosting the premiere championship game of a sport originating in the Midwest/ Northeastern US and traditionally played during autumn thru winter is having a warm-weather stadium or a dome!

“There are lots of people I’d like to thank for helping me get here. First of all, the Houston Texans for firing to let me coach for a team that wins in the playoffs and in championship games— I wouldn’t be here without you, Houston!”

Take it easy. Some struggle with humor that doesn’t have canned laughter to kill all traces of subtlety. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll go back to watching Ow, My Balls! on the Violence Channel.

A turd on an orange field can double nicely as a Cleveland Browns logo.

Scientists, what have they done for us? I’ll let media figures likely suffering from CTE do my thinking for me, thank you!

SEC: shamelessly enthusiastic about coke.

Conspiracies do, on occasion, occur. However, they’re typically not the giant and complex affairs talk radio aficionados babble on about. That’s because the more conspirators one works with, the easier it is for your plot to be exposed. Despite that, there have been some fairly big secret plots like MKUltra, the…

SNL is in one of its transitional phases that happens every few seasons. They have the challenge of finding a new cast plus the added difficulty of keeping the style current. It feels like they’re still figuring out how humor works for the youtube generation and how to make that translate to tv sketch comedy.

Over-the-top people are the hardest to impersonate. Will Farrell and Tina Fey both did beautifully portraying George W and Palin, respectively because they deadpan the actual outrageousness of the their targets. That takes a very light and skillful touch.