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RetireWahoo
RetireWahoo
The part about keeping the locker room peaceful, I’m pretty sure, was a big part of this. Blatt never seemed to be particularly well liked by the team. The 34 point loss to GS at home couldn’t have helped much either.
The amazing thing is that of the former duo Kiley and Booms, Kevin Kiley was actually the lesser idiot of the pair when compared to Chuck Booms. WKRK has had some weapons grade dumbfuckery in its drive-time block.
“Couch, the TV on.” This is now my retired father’s default sleeping place.
No shit! He probably wants to keep his intestinal tract where it currently is. Playing football six weeks after abdominal surgery seems like a fail-proof plan for a herniation—particularly when said surgery was to repair a hernia. Unless the Seahawks planned on keeping a GI surgeon on the sidelines, sitting out is the…
Yeah, not being able to get tickets to shows on Broadway sucks. I’ll just have to settle for having seen Hamilton when it was in pre-views at the Public.
Johnny Manziel is the Ethan Couch of the NFL. After suffering through two seasons with Ryan Leaf Jr, hopefully Cleveland will be able to get something for his contract (but not likely).
Interesting these jack-offs keep evoking the Founders, because Washington and Hamilton didn’t fuck around when it came to armed protests: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiskey_R…
Johnny Manziel is the NFL’s Ethan Couch.
Biggest assist of Shump’s life.
Through my dyslexia I read “Retired Snowboarder Claims He’d Knock Cam Newton on His Ass for Celebrating.” Then I thought “damn, that is the least mellow snowboarder in the history of the world.”
Payback for the Shot of 1989.
Biggest assist of his life.
At least this angle takes care of his double-chin.
I want to start a college fund for the children of the guy who pissed on Modell’s grave.
Oh, yes it does. I’m an actor and do a lot of work in classical theatre. My Great Lakes accent was one of the hardest things to kill. The only thing that did it is the fact I went to conservatory 2000 miles from where I grew up. When I go back home, I can hear it clear as day coming from nearly everyone I meet (even…
Oh, God, yes!
Waiting for Franchise QB: a Nihilist Cleveland Browns Play.
ACT I
At rise: along side I-77 two hobos, DIDI and GOGO, wearing orange and brown bowler hats wait by a bare tree. JIMMY HASLEM enters.
HASLEM: Mr. Franchise QB wishes to tell you he regrets he could not meet you. But will arrive tonight.
(HASLEM exits.)
DIDI:…