The world would be a infinitely better place if more people were Mel Brookses.
RetireWahoo
RetireWahoo
Through my dyslexia I read “Retired Snowboarder Claims He’d Knock Cam Newton on His Ass for Celebrating.” Then I thought “damn, that is the least mellow snowboarder in the history of the world.”
Payback for the Shot of 1989.
Biggest assist of his life.
And it doubles as a guillotine!
What is always astonishing to me is the endless capacity humans have to willfully believe bullshit. A rationalization I’ve heard repeated is the notion that Slenderman has become a tulpa: a Tibetan cultural concept of a thought-form. Basically, a tupla is a being that is conjured into physical form through thought.…
At least this angle takes care of his double-chin.
I want to start a college fund for the children of the guy who pissed on Modell’s grave.
A few years back, I worked at a regional theatre that also had a theatre for young audiences. They were doing a play adaptation of Big Friendly Giant as part of their children’s season. The director of that production would only refer to play as “BFG” because, during the rehearsal period, the cast and crew kept…
This is so interesting.
Yeah, things like “clinical trials,” “the scientific method,” and medical practice based on “evidence” are just killing innovation.
Oh, yes it does. I’m an actor and do a lot of work in classical theatre. My Great Lakes accent was one of the hardest things to kill. The only thing that did it is the fact I went to conservatory 2000 miles from where I grew up. When I go back home, I can hear it clear as day coming from nearly everyone I meet (even…
Oh, God, yes!
Waiting for Franchise QB: a Nihilist Cleveland Browns Play.
ACT I
At rise: along side I-77 two hobos, DIDI and GOGO, wearing orange and brown bowler hats wait by a bare tree. JIMMY HASLEM enters.
HASLEM: Mr. Franchise QB wishes to tell you he regrets he could not meet you. But will arrive tonight.
(HASLEM exits.)
DIDI:…
Pettine is right to hate Manziel with every fiber of his being. I’m sure what Pettine is really pissed off about is the fact Johnny told the team “it might be an older video” when they asked him about it. This team is screwed no matter who starts, so Pettine might as well make the decision that doesn’t enable the…
I have a feeling Manziel’s benching has more to do with the fact he told the team “it’s an older video” when they asked him about it than the fact he was drinking.
I feel for Pettine. I believe he’s actually a decent coach and this year’s digression has more to do with with the utter disfunction in the organization brought on by Browns’ toxic front office than his skills as a coach.
Can we call it Brown Out?