The little bundles of joy shall be named “Diabetes” and “Angina.”

Watching that blocked FG was like watching Red Right 88 all over again if Red Right 88 had happened at the end of a completely inconsequential game between two horrible teams.

Very nice of ESPN to do Browns vs Ravens and help their parent company get higher ratings for the Charlie Brown Christmas 50th Anniversary.

The Johnny Manziel benching segment is the most depressing Monday Night Countdown piece I have ever seen. After watching, I don’t want to watch a game, I want to hug every person in Cleveland and cry with them.

Ranking the Browns QBs since 1999 is like making a list of the greatest colon polyp types and determining the best is the one that doesn’t make you shit blood.

His filmmaking aside, something that added an additional layer of genius to Keaton’s movies was the way he adapted his performance to fit the medium. Chaplin (who I love) gave big, theatrical “takes” in his responses to action—something that was part of Little Tramp character, but was also a carry over from his…

Hoping Ted Turner’s lawyers respond with something along the lines of

“Sex maniac Charlie Sheen not only bedded porn stars, groupies, call girls and strippers — he also slept with transsexuals and men!” Christ, Radar Online, you sound like one of the antagonists in The Normal Heart.

Queen Victoria would hardly recognize her Queendom: the East End is a thriving center of culture and arts, antibiotics took tuberculosis, and now all she would be left with is a bittersweet nostalgia for the pea souper fogs and the black-lunged orphans they created.

Marie Curie—superpower: radiation. Weakness: radiation poisoning.

Dude in the foreground is about to guzzle a faceful of Yoohoo.

The paradox of 21st century trauma care means surviving that which would have killed you ten years ago so you can have decades of dramatically reduced quality-of-life dealing with compilations medicine still can’t treat.

Yuck. Dealing with neuro-trauma is horrible for all involved. Quality of life is severely effected. It’s bad enough when it happens with geriatric patients, but having a guy in this 30’s this shape means you have to think about long-term care. Odom could conceivably live another 50 years and will almost certainly need…

At least he wasn’t swimming through a fountain of human excrement, like they were in the 2012 Ironman.

CSM’s world news is top-notch and they’re very good at covering politics within the context of what events mean for elections without much editorial slant.

Bloomingdale’s managed to thrown an already gross ad 1000 miles deeper into Creepyland by picking a model who looks like Robin Thicke.

No objection at all! Please use it.

Yeah, it’s one of the things you look for in sources material—subtext is critical, because it’s one of the best ways to find songs. Chekov’s play, it think, lend themselves to musical adaptations because so much emotion is churring under the surface. The emotions, though concealed drive the characters.

We need a love duet between Kirk and an Alien.

Even if a dramatist was being purely mercenary, a project like this would likely be waste of time, because the business model of Broadway works so differently from Hollywood.