LOL! "Air has mass," whateves. Everyone since Ptolemy has known that air is not a physical substance, but is part of the immaterial ether that holds the Sun in its celestial sphere as it orbits around there Earth. Take your blasphemy elsewhere, vile heretic!

I was disappointed to find the headline "one-handed punter catch" was referring to a catch made by a punter using only one hand instead of a catch made by a punter possessing only one hand.

Apparently their customers hate these guys these guys too. Bad review, after bad review going back to at least 2012. http://www.dealerrater.com/dealer/F-R-Aut…

You know a tournament has high standards to uphold when its title evokes images of garbage.

You're right. This was an embarrassing academic scandal and at this point Jones could only hope to get into a PhD program at Arkansas.

OSU? You mean that team that just beat the High School of Alabama 42-35 in the semifinal? Lecture me some more about how the Big Ten can't compete.

Huh. The SEC fans were right, the BCS system benefited overrated, mediocre teams that wouldn't be able to compete in a playoff system: SEC teams.

A visual metaphor for the rest of the game:

Since this is Urban Meyer, there's a good chance he's just having a stroke.

Good call!

It's also worth mentioning that one of the Heisman winner's favorite targets is now ineligible.

Damn, I could really benefits form a little proofreading.

Still better than Johnny Manziel.

It's almost seems like the fact he's pushing 40 and his job involves getting hit by 300 lbs dudes half his age moving 20 mph is somehow negatively impacting on his performance.

Are you asking a cop to take responsibility for his actions? That's anti-cop rhetoric, and you have blood on your hands.

It's one variable, but it's been known among the public health community for sometime that it is a significant variable, as this study from the NIH illustrates. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…

Pity this guy! After reaching a level of success in his field that most can only dream of and gaining financial stability that has him set for life, all he has left is his desire to share something he loves with others. Those of us working jobs we hate and occupying our free time with unfulfilling diversions to…

And there lies the difference between alcoholic and the rest of the world: the compulsion to keep drinking even when you know it's hurting you.

It takes one to know one and, speaking as a recovering addict, Manziel's behavior raises some serious red flags. Alcoholics and addicts aren't always people who are so drunk or high that they stagger down the sidewalk. Addicts are people who are unable to curb their substance use despite the fact that it is damaging…

Merrill Lynch now views betting against the Bengals in the playoffs as a safe investment strategy.