SEC schools might in deep trouble, and I don't just mean athletically. Public schools with small endowments have traditionally had to rely on athletic programs to generate revenue unlike, say, Ivy League schools that can count on donations from wealthy alumni. The SEC made the decision to invest heavily in their…

No Little 12 championship game; no playoffs. I know your conference is busy self-destructing as teams abandon it like rats off a sinking ship, but until you guys can get it together enough to add one single additional game after the regular season, you'll be sitting out January.

Alabama students can comfort themselves knowing they're still getting a degree from...Alabama— Okay, never mind. They're screwed.

IO!! LOL Tide!

LOL Tide!

Grant, Sherman, Buckeyes: Alabama continues a tradition of losing to guys from Ohio.

The ability to sit the right way on a toilet seat is qualification for admission at Alabama.

At Alabama this counts as a graduate thesis.

"...glad she's alive" No joke! G.I. track obstructions can be fatal.

Not even the Tallahassee Police Department is going to be able to get Florida State out of this mess.

Deep breath. It's not good, but not fatal. Still a lot of the season left.

...until Derrick Rose gets out bed too fast and dislocates a knee.

Pili mutigemini is something I've also had on several occasions. My experience has found it to be weird (actually, fascinating) but painless. When I pluck pili multigemini hairs, unlike healthy hairs, I feel no pain whatsoever—literally nothing. I'm not sure if the condition effects the nerves or if it somehow…

This looks like a dermatological condition called pili multigemini. Basically, it's when multiple hairs grow from a single follicle.

LeBron definitely hasn't been himself. His weight loss is something that I've wondered about, particularly as it effects his ability in the paint. Does that mean he can't power through to the rim like he typically could? Did he lose muscle mass along with the weight? Maybe. But, I can't believe that alone would…

If the NFL could protect its brand by hold all players accountable for their conduct, they would do it; if the NFL could protect its brand by hold no players accountable for their conduct, they would do. Bottom line: the NFL does not care about player conduct, the NFL is solely concerned with protecting their brand.…

The Keystone Cleveland Cops don't have the slightest patch of moral ground to stand on when it comes to asking anybody for an apology in light of this: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/12/05/us/…

And then there are the Cleveland cops. http://www.nytimes.com/2014/12/05/us/…

An apt visual metaphor for Johnny Manziel's first NFL start.