If there's anyone who deserves a career ending injury purely based on karma, it's Ndamukong Suh

Grown up Iron Giant is not to be fucked with.

Sure, Manning is having a terrible year. However, as somebody from a city with a team that has never even been to a Super Bowl (seriously, what's that like?), never mind winning two in the last six years, it is very hard to wrap my head around the idea of not cutting him a little bit of slack...Or, maybe being from…

Calm down, everyone. This guy isn't breaking any laws. It's a well known fact that attending the University of Alabama legally qualifies you as handicapped.

Cats: Nature's cutest, cuddliest, most lovable sociopaths.

To be realistic, I'm still not able to shake the fear that our record this year could wind up being 3-13.

JUST LET ME HAVE THIS MOMENT!

The Browns are in first place. Let's all take a minute to let that sink in.

A huge body of Hélio Oiticica's works were destroyed in 2009 when at fire at his brother's house in Rio de Janeiro, where a substantial part of Oiticica's collection was kept, burnt.

Perhaps Ohio's greatest hero since Commodore Perry.

After. If you do it before it draws out the water and makes it mushy.

Looking back on his days as one of the Browns, the amount of community involvement he engaged in back in the 80's and early 90's, the fact that—fortunately in the extreme—no one was hurt, I'd say he's built up enough good will that he will get off fairly easily if he gets help. Speaking as a recovering…

Thanks!

Okay, so taste, as far as I understand is meant to detect chemicals in what we're eating: salty, obviously, signifies salt, sweet signifies sugars, sour signifies acid, and bitter signifies alkaline. What does savory signify? What chemicals do we need to consume or avoid that are signified by savory? Or was evolution…

Salt on watermelon is particularly good if you grill the slices of melon on very high heat for about one minute on each side, just long enough to char the melon with grill marks. It caramelizes the sugar in the outer layers and give a syrupy hard candy like outer shell and a cool juicy center.

I will never get tired of this.

Starting the third quarter, the defense is looking pretty sexy too.

What doth this fearful omen prophesize?

Dismissing the conclusions of a study with a single word while not providing any specific critiques of the study's methodology, data gathering, or conclusions is pretty dubious too. Back to the dorm, undergrad.

There has to be a joke to be found there. But, off the top of my head, I can't think of a context where making a joke about gang bangs and pediatric medicine that won't make me a horrible person.