If you're going to do a Google image search for "mud volcano," do yourself a favor and make sure you have safesearch on.

Alfred Hitchcock's 1956 remake of Alfred Hitchcock's 1934 The Man Who Knew Too Much.

Strange days are upon us when the Browns can gloat about their superior performance compared to the Giants.

ALL RIGHT! NOW LET'S GET OUR HOPES UP!!!

Here comes the 3rd quarter, when we exchange the TD passes for picks. It's the 2nd half meltdown, right on time! (Sigh.) Go Browns.

Dawgs just tacked up another sack and are kind of keeping Adrian Peterson under control. Apparently we are, in fact, capable of playing defense as well. Weird.

Whoa! 1st downs are good? This changes so many things!

Is there no boilerplate agreement in place for licensing and collection of royalties they could use? In my experience, setting up and licensing and collecting royalties is pretty simple. As a songwriter I go through ASCAP to register my songs and collect the royalties on them. It cost me $40 to register and there's no…

From a game theory point of view it seems it might be smarter to ask for a royalty rather than issuing a cease and desist order. By licensing they would hold on to the copyright, but could also generate income in another medium. Unless I'm missing something, Courtisan Inc isn't designing or manufacturing costumes and…

Not at all. Go ahead.

The cuteness also makes the monsters appear defeatable. If the monsters are grotesque, but not impossibly terrifying, I feel it encourages a person living with a mental illness to understand it is something they can manage. Mythology personified abstract concepts for this very reason: so people could imagine…

Wow, spending sometime north of the Arctic Circle or in Antarctica is something I've been wanting to do. However, I'm a composer and writer, not a scientist (maybe science lay person), so justifying NOAA to send me might be a little tough. Wonder if I could could get a psychology grad student to convince a university…

Is it just me, or does the lady cheating death while the goddamn King of the Jungle rides shotgun actually look a little bored? "Sigh, only two-hours more of this and I can go home and listen to Father Knows Best."

It seems as if the oldest technology (i.e. the calendar, fire, knives, the wheel, etc.) will be the most durable and least likely to change. If it's made it over millennia without major changes, 50 years won't do much to alter it. That feels like cheating, so I'll also say heavier-than-air aircraft will still be…

And the Diamondbacks are losers.

Seriously, on the high-tech end of the spectrum, image capture (cameras, both still and motion) will almost certainly still be around. I'd be very surprised to see if there is a replacement for binary code. Lower-tech wise, I am almost certain the written word and base ten number systems will still be in use.

For day to day use, I could see books becoming like vinyl records where bibliophiles seek them out. There's something satisfying about the physical object of a book: the tactile feeling of holding it, turning pages, the smell. It also maybe a good idea to backup information in a medium that is not technology…

Well, the teleportation device will certainly still be ar— I'm mean... Crap, I've said too much. You know, it's a lovely day. Now let's all forget what I just wrote and speak no more of my matter transporter.

Classic. My dog still falls for that trick every time and it never ceases to amaze him.

Great work from the Browns! They are diligently carrying one of the proudest traditions the franchise has: refusal to win in the post-season. If a child was born on the day of the Browns' last playoff win, that child is now old enough to vote. Way to help ensure this generation never sees a playoff win!