I regret that I have but one star to give you, headbandfever. Marshawn Lynch gave the sports media the respect they earned: Which was none, for the most part. And I love him for that. I love his integrity because he absolutely knew that this integrity was going to be received as uppity Negro/gangsta thug/[insert…

Ceased mode.

I disagree with your theory, but I shall piggyback on your thread to post this for old times’ sake:

I had a buddy who used to bar tend in pioneer square in Seattle. One night, Marshawn Lynch came in and ordered four rounds of patronessey. Surprised by this unusual order he asked him to clarify to which Marshawn replied “man, ain’t you ever had any top shelf niggas in here?” Thanks for all the memories beast!

I swear if you slow that video down, you can see Tracy Porter’s soul leave his body.

Would you quit your job too if you had a co-worker as insufferable as Russell Wilson?

Get off me.

Lynch has saved his money wisely. As you can see in the video, he gets around using an old Escort.

Smart fucker. Wish I could retire.

Lynch wishes to focus on other interests. “So far, Conan and I have only focused on current action games. But can’t you imagine us playing some classic Nintendo games? JRPGs? The possibilities are endless!”

Throwing that stupid pass at the goal line lost them a super bowl and caused their franchise back to retire (allthough rawls is going to be a stud). after the herm edwards fumble recovery play, that has to be the worst play call in nfl history, right?

All about that inaction, boss.

SNL is lazy as fuck. Put the piano in front of him so you can’t see his fucking belly.

You say that, but don’t forget that since Slick Willy got elected nearly a quarter century ago the word “Democrat” taken on absolutely toxic connotations in a not insignificant portion of the country - typically the places where Voter ID laws run rampant and church officiants give political endorsements as though they…

Thank god they didn’t mention Flint. It would have only given these guys the opportunity to insist it was completely the fault of Democrats, big government, government can’t do anything right, privatize it blah blah to a mass audience of viewers.

Well alright then. You heard it here first, everyone. Pack it all in, election’s over.

Didn’t Trump, the new Carolina fan, endorse his ‘very good friend and winner Peyton Manning’ just a couple days ago?

Nevermind; none of this matters and they’re all terrible.

Jeb Bush made an-oth-er gaffe.

Not one fucking mention of Flint. An entire American city is being poisoned to death, but because a GOP governor could be to blame we should just talk about football.

BARACK OBAMA IS TRYING TO TURN THE SUPER BOWL INTO THE REST OF THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAMES. HES TRYING TO TURN THE SUPER BOWL INTO THE PGA CHAMPIONSHIP. THIS IS THE UNITED STATES OF NFL NOT SOME LILLY WHITE SOCCER PLAYING FAIRY LAND.