Manziel plans to move to Las Vegas and hopes that the Oakland Raiders will eventually join him there in 2017.

“Shitty Browns release asshole” is certainly the “man bites dog” of the day.

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

Damn, such a draconian response to his poor attitude and play. I mean, physically harming a player shouldn’t be accepted in this day and age. Should it? Just release him, let him go, but to cut him? That seems a little harsh. Let's hope the players union steps in and does something about this.

What team is going to have the balls to sign him before St. Patrick’s Day?

Feel free to start thinking about what a disaster Manziel will be on the Cowboys next season.

the NFC East would like a word with you on your assessment...

After a grueling season, these guys finally get to go home, unwind, and let their skeletons climb out of their skin bags. The skeletons of NFL players get to run around and commit crimes and generally just relax. Blow off steam. Get re-energized. When you get up there in age, it’s harder and harder to coax your…

I really, truly want to believe this, but I don’t think there’s any way middle-class white America lets Cam Newton become the face of the NFL.

...but a loss could leave him craving one more shot.

The Texans defense is pretty good, but I am not sure if they are a real team or just something from an odd dream I had.

Not a fan of John Scott the enforcer, but I absolutely love John Scott the human being. This was an incredible moment. He even earned the MVP! For the record, the NHL didn’t put him on the MVP ballot either. Fans wrote him in and he won anyway. Suck it, Bettman.

Nice, you nailed that one!

Sure Jesus’s jump shot his rookie year got criticized, but even his fiercest critics had to admit he hung tough on the boards.

Well, yeah...I should hope a pederast who shows his balls to children would get criticized!

When my future wife and I were in Amsterdam we went to a sex show and the grand finale was a couple fucking on stage. The song: Desert Rose. That’s just a weird choice for fucking, right?

Francesca then closed the show yesterday by listing all the stops on the 7 train and knocking over a Diet Coke

Meanwhile, over on FAN, Mike Francesa spent 22 minutes thinking out loud about what kind of entree Cam Newton would pick for his wedding. “The salmon... maybe the salmon.... but fish, you know.... maybe the poahk?”