what the clippers need to do is get rid of doc rivers.

This is actually just a Jim Tomsula life hack. “If you ever get in a shady situation you can use those nickels to throw out and provide a distraction for escape.”

Nice to see Jim Tomsula has found employment and gets to sleep under the same bridge every night.

“I tried to lay on him a few times,” said one Broncos rusher after the game. “I tried to rub my nuts on his face.”

Giselle: “My husband cannot throw the fucking ball and catch balls in the face at the same time.”

Yeah, but could he beat off the 95-96 Bulls?

So the Tea Partier got tea bagged?

Putting “-smith” after anything means “maker of that thing”.

It’s from the Wedding Crashers movie

So that your potential-matches on Tinder to think that you make cocks?? How would that be appealing? I guess maybe some chicks would dig a guy working in a dildo factory...

Yea no one is picking up her slack on killer mike content either

This is my jam. I saw him play Radio City on Valentine’s Day for this tour. He lowered a heart shaped bed from the ceiling and humped satin pillows during this one.

Put down “Cocksmith” for your occupation

You are one bold sonofabitch.

She’s a keeper.

Yeah I don’t think she’s into it, I’ll have to keep listening to the song.

If I ever renew my vows or get remarried, this is for sure my first dance.

“It’s gonna be a party in your ass tomorrow, and my cock’s the only one that’s invited”

BRB texting my wife.

Nothing’s gonna touch the original frat guy love song.