Doesn’t help his team? They literally made alternate jerseys just to accommodate his last name:

You have a thing against facepainters, admit it.

I’d love to tell you my team is working on it, but I’ve used up all my sustainable lies this week...

worse

He didn’t say she was ugly, he said he didn’t want to be one degree of separation from Charlie Sheen.

The resemblance is uncanny +1

No shit. I feel like these comments will just make it worse too. If New England wins the bullshit we’ll here from NE fans will be horrific. Oh poor us, everyone doubted us, so much adversity!???!

C’mon guys. It’s just a little needling. All they’re trying to do is deflate the Patriots’ confidence.

Gronk just pawn in game of life.

HE’S AS SLEEK AS A FACKIN’ PAWPISS!!

Clearly photoshopped

Yeah, without that Bulletin Board Material, the Patriots were planning on taking it easy this week. But now? Ohhhh, boy, watch out.

You should be required to post a picture of yourself when saying such shit.

Problem is the only QB drafted into the AFC who for sure could swing the balance of power was drafted by a pill popping drug addict in Indy.

Like a Zen koan, I ponder of the paradox of how anyone could ever tell if Gronkowski had a concussion.

Great job, inspector.

Broncos: [sign Bibi Jones to practice squad]

His subtelty is deft.

did the “lick balls” emoji give it away?