Lou Holtz also said those orientals are sure good at math

It gets worse. OK State has now scored four times in 3:08.

Sh*t, that is a weird time to become a Devs fan. Maybe 'twas the Christmas-colored jerseys when they still rocked them

She appears to be sacrificing that corn dog in honor of the muppet's whose pelt she's wearing.

Don't forget Katy Perry asking, "Is this the one with the cocks?"

I didn't do a double-take until she basically told Oklahoma QB Trevor Knight that she wanted to fuck him on the air.

Curious about something, (thinking they are brothers at the moment), so how does one become a Royals fan, and the other an Angels fan? Since it's in LA, the Royals fan seems a little random.

That Royals kid may be under 21, but he's fucking hammered.

I said to my wife, "this will be on Deadspin". Thanks for not disappointing.

Really glad you caught this. Couldn't believe the broadcast cut away so quickly (and the announcers didn't acknowledge it). Easily the most riveting action of the last two hours.

8 IS A PERFECT CUBE YOU A-HOLE! 6 can go to hell.

Grant left a comment on the YouTube video telling his side of the story:

He did not appear to have a beer bottle dick.

Kill football.

I feel like that's probably what the rest of the Deadspin crew is doing to Samer this morning. U-S-A chant and all.

It's a bit of a walk, about 20 minutes. Still, pretty easy. Oh, and all are accessible via train. Again, mile high is a walk from the train station, but it's certainly not a difficult one.

Yeah, it'd be something like 1, 0.2, 0.5. All are perfectly walkable from anywhere in downtown (I guess Mile High is a bit of a walk).

I don't see the issue of rooting for a particular 'enemy' player or set of players to kick ass but rooting for your team to win the game. DeMarco Murray netting 400 rushing yards and 8 TDs but the Eagles winning 59-56 = dream scenario.

At first I read this as Final Fantasy Football. That would be the most flamboyant non-sport ever.

Interesting ideas, though my general preference is to watch the games as they're being played.