A sequel to Homer at the Bat in today's world would just be a bunch of baseball players showing up for a few seconds each to say "Hi I'm" and then they'd be gone the rest of the episode to make room for the B-Plot.

jesus he even makes inane movie references in normal conversation.

His EIC/producing properties with the company, plus ESPN can probably pay him more than he can make on his complete own or what a rival company can pay him, but I think he has enough cache with his name that he can do just fine separately, although that may mean sans Grantland and no longer having his name heavily…

It all depends on what he really wants for himself. Financially he probably wouldn't be as set, but he would probably still be successful with more freedom. But it is really hard to say, people's popularity comes and goes in the blink of an eye these days. I think he should start a production company that makes and…

While he would certainly still have a following, I would have to imagine the vast majority of his traffic is a result of ESPN promotion. Getting people to read your stuff and continue to grow is hard. Hence the massive amounts of clickbait we have to sift through on the internet right now.

IT PUTS THE APOLOGY ON ITS PODCAST OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

"Sorry about that. Here, have some blankets..."

i dont get it, he doesnt play football...

Silver: (calling Roger Goodell) "Hi Roger. It's Adam. One of my players just got arrested for domestic violence. Do you have any advice?"

The details surrounding the arrest are scant, and it is not immediately clear what Taylor (who is Swedish and went to college at Vanderbilt) was doing in Michigan or who he is charged with assaulting.

I also love that Cage-as-Archer sneaks into his house to talk to his wife looking like the man that brutally murdered her son in cold blood, and within three minutes has convinced her that he's actually her husband...

"The Archer Family Facewash-Caress-Whatever the hell that creepy gesture is."

If the wife and I see Face/Off on the guide, we'll do this for hours instead of kissing and freak the hell out of the kids. It's all about the inside jokes.

And you failed to mention: "I could eat a peach for days hours."

"And to put a cherry on top, Archer and Castor having a stand-off on opposite sides of a two-way mirror."

This doesn't even scratch the surface of how gloriously batshit insane this movie is.

Acquired Intense Dislike for Simmons

Have you read Reilly in the last year? Lets slow it down a little bit with the Simmons bashing, he's gotten worse, but Rick is just playing a different game

On the Mark Harmon Trapezoid of Surprise Theory, this ranks somewhere between a level 3 2008 Patriots Super Bowl loss and a level 4 Leonardo…

Nobody on the planet watches a sports game for the fucking announcers.

I need to not deal with Bristol as much