If he isn’t, that’s totally CENSORSHIP.

Nope, we’re selling TAY to Nabisco.

BMW M6 Gran Coupe. Because it’s a coupe, guys. You guys, it’s a four-door coupe, not a sedan, get it? Yeah?

Ugh too CG and overly complicated. Just do something simple Marvel.

Spoilers: Official casting news is not a spoiler. Marvel wants you to know Mark Ruffalo is in this movie.

Toyota thinks a crazy night out is happy hour at Taco Cabana.

Here is an exclusive scene from the upcoming Spider-Man: Dawn of Violence, directed by Zack Snyder:

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I mean, the one thing the prequels did have going for them was the costuming. (Minus the Tatooine clothes being Jedi robes....that was just fucking moronic).

“Mars sure does look like Vancouver.”

Wow. I was just laying in bed last night when I rolled over to Mrs.Butters and said, “Do you know what concerns me the most? The lack of dick physics in video games.”

Yes! A highly reliable SUV.

What I learned from this experience is simple: most pickup truck owners don’t care what they need. They care only what they want.

Unless it’s this, which would be the greatest thing ever:

Hell, just look what it did to his Dad’s best friend. He started thinking his computer was out to overthrow the human race and use them as batteries.

Don’t worry, pretty sure MLG 2K17 would have been a better game anyway.

Haha, yes I do. Just bought the house 10 months ago and the guy before me installed it in the circa 1920’s garage. It is fantastic, that is my ‘07 Highlander on the lift, just high enough that I can sit in my old roller desk chair to do my oil change. The Miata goes up high enough to stand/walk under. I can park under…

“I’ll give you cash now!”

Uh YEAH you will. Do you think I am personally going to finance you? Has anyone ever done that in the long history of used car transactions?

That was my actual big nerd problem with that movie: if you know you’re going on a surface bombing mission, WHY DIDN’T YOU BRING ANY Y-WINGS?!

Subaru WRX Pleiades supercomputer special edition?