No one liked Goof Troop.

1st. They just couldn’t bring themselves to make a car with windows.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Hey, cut the guy a break. It’s not as if Matthews asked him to name the current Praetor of the Romulan Empire. Ain’t never been the same after Shinzongate. 

You mean he couldn’t even identify Gowron as the leader of the Klingon High Council? 

If he isn’t, that’s totally CENSORSHIP.

Nope, we’re selling TAY to Nabisco.

BMW M6 Gran Coupe. Because it’s a coupe, guys. You guys, it’s a four-door coupe, not a sedan, get it? Yeah?

Toyota thinks a crazy night out is happy hour at Taco Cabana.

Wow. I was just laying in bed last night when I rolled over to Mrs.Butters and said, “Do you know what concerns me the most? The lack of dick physics in video games.”

Yes! A highly reliable SUV.

What I learned from this experience is simple: most pickup truck owners don’t care what they need. They care only what they want.

Don’t worry, pretty sure MLG 2K17 would have been a better game anyway.

Haha, yes I do. Just bought the house 10 months ago and the guy before me installed it in the circa 1920’s garage. It is fantastic, that is my ‘07 Highlander on the lift, just high enough that I can sit in my old roller desk chair to do my oil change. The Miata goes up high enough to stand/walk under. I can park under…

“I’ll give you cash now!”

Uh YEAH you will. Do you think I am personally going to finance you? Has anyone ever done that in the long history of used car transactions?

Subaru WRX Pleiades supercomputer special edition?

Cutie Patootie Psychobilly mention: 1958 AMC Rambler