Getting gas? Is a first-world problem?

That's what Nightwing for dicks is for.

I....I like this.

You all WISH you could have found one as spectacularly rare as this. SUPER special white 1999 Toyota Camry. 4-Cylinder! Can you believe this? I didn’t either when I saw it. But wait, there’s more. The seller says it has “minimal rust” and with just 160,900 miles! Dude. You wouldn’t see another one of these on the road…

I bought this for less than $15k in great condition. Although the Touareg isn’t your typical regular car, a V10 twin turbo diesel power plant is rare in any form outside of a fifth wheel hauler. I know it’s not on eBay but it’s as realistic of a price you can get, I bought the thing! Cmon Tavarish give me a pass, this…

Here’s a unicorn-level Passat Wagon with a W8 engine and a manual transmission with just 41.7k miles for $13k. This one will take some beating, I think I want to buy it myself!

"Linda, you’ve become a millionaire so it’s ok to buy a new car. But since you only have ONE million dollars, I recommend this:

Excellent point. I should change the wording to ‘they stop more expensively’

You certainly make it sound like anyone who shops at CarMax is getting duped. I bought my car there specifically so I wouldn’t have to deal with slimy used car dealers, knowing full well they are not the cheapest. People want to tell me that I could have gotten a better deal but NOT IF I CAN’T LAND THAT DEAL! I’m not…

A story of how Mr. DeMuro found free long-term parking near the Philadelphia airport.

This is the dick pic I send to all the ladies I know on the Twitter.

Haha.

How about Option #3?

CarMax only if you can get financed somewhere else. Their rates are terrible even if you have good credit.

I don’t understand why people bring this up. First off, I got a great deal on my Range Rover. But you expect me to say that.