RetailSuck
RetailSuck
RetailSuck

I mean, according to a v scientific twitter poll I did, Mike wins, so I think we can finally all accept this as fact.

This is Bossy. Once upon a time, she was a scared, starving stray. Now she is mischief and cuddles incarnate, and loves being kissed on her tummy.

She once knocked over a floor-to-ceiling lamp with her butt. She once opened a microwave to take the popcorn that was popping inside. She once dropped a statue on my head.

But

Poor man’s Aston Martin:

A lot of people probably won’t agree, but I have always liked the Mark VIII (and VII).

SUBJECTIVE ANSWER IS SUBJECTIVE

Easy peasy

I dunno about that trailer. I didn’t recognize any of the characters. I mean there were lots of people of color but no women! And that new Stormtrooper armor was kinda meh. Where were their blasters and the lightsabers? Did they decide to just to hit each other? It was a really slow trailer with lots of pauses. BB8

I’ll take twelve. Then I can rename the other eleven and have the original Constitution fleet!

Getting gas? Is a first-world problem?

That's what Nightwing for dicks is for.

Rare spectacled bear, huh? That should rack up a healthy amount of GMP. Hope you’re not afraid of heights, bear.

I....I like this.

You all WISH you could have found one as spectacularly rare as this. SUPER special white 1999 Toyota Camry. 4-Cylinder! Can you believe this? I didn’t either when I saw it. But wait, there’s more. The seller says it has “minimal rust” and with just 160,900 miles! Dude. You wouldn’t see another one of these on the road