A story of how Mr. DeMuro found free long-term parking near the Philadelphia airport.

This is the dick pic I send to all the ladies I know on the Twitter.

Haha.

How about Option #3?

CarMax only if you can get financed somewhere else. Their rates are terrible even if you have good credit.

I don’t understand why people bring this up. First off, I got a great deal on my Range Rover. But you expect me to say that.

Two of us are in! Let’s write a memo to BMW. That’s all it took for them to make the 4 Gran Coupe!

Your cat doesn’t have any guns? What kind of commie are you?

As long as they don’t take my cat’s gun!

Banned.

Kansas City and fatherhood have really taken a toll on you, huh man?

Any salesman worth his salt knows that the VR6 has any amount of valves the customer wants it to have. Rookie mistake.

I would be very curious to see a write up that was the opposite of this. Being in the car business as a salesman, I know that my trade has a bad reputation. That being said, a lot of the time clients come into the dealership predisposed to distrust, and often times belittle their sales associate, sales managers, lot…

But look at that Mazda3 idiot!

As a small independent (non-franchise) used car dealer, I find the best course of action is just to be up front with people.

Change gear, change gear, change gear, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder a prostitute....

Tonight: Richard does nothing, James does nothing, and a fat stupid man throws a punch!