I've met Jim Norton several times and one of my wife's friends dated him for a while. I assure you, if you try explaining to him why you think he is completely wrong he will tell you to shut up, if he even bothers to acknowledge your existence. He's a comedian. A very successful one. He doesn't need your advice on…

So you never heard the joke, "what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream what you put it in the oven"? That's a funny joke with the victim as the punch line.

Thank goodness we have a guide from a "comedian" I've never heard of. Her advice and opinion is certainly more valid that Jim Norton's, who got kicked off the first season of "Last Comic Standing" because he was too successful and had too many other contracts. When I need advice on writing, I'll consult my daughter,…

Typical nonsense. Righteous indignation must be found, regardless of whether or not it is warranted. Even though I, personally, don't think any limits should be placed on comedy at all, I appreciated your attempt to try and explore the possibility of finding middle ground before being shouted down by this awful…

His first comment was saying, "hey, can't we find a middle ground and still have offensive jokes about all topics?" And the first thing you wrote was "yeah, no."

So your argument is that the jokes aren't funny, which is subjective. Some people like watching others fall down. America's Funniest Home Videos has been on the air forever.

I can't help but think that if Peter King or Rick Reilly, two writers I cannot stand, wrote this same prose today you guys would find a million ways to mock it.

Don't you mean a "rucklebarw"?

Anyone who takes a comment thread seriously should not be given access to the Internet. Or a gun. Or an electric toothbrush. Really nothing.

You forgot to say "No homo."

I hope one of them was the guy with the Redskins jersey because fuck the Redskins.

Yeah, but Hitler created the autobahn, so it's not like, you know, you can just, sort of, see?

I won't even try to best that comment.

If this is your idea of having guts, you guys have a lot to learn. She lets slide about a dozen comments which fall into the realm of "Careful Lou, this little lady is a spitfire!" If she had any real guts, she would have called them out for that nonsense and pointed out that being asked tough questions about their…

I read all 200 posts on this thread and yours is the dumbest. Congrats! Your prize is me slapping my balls on the keyboard. Hdhhhddjdhdhdhdkkaodo

I got news. Biracial people being more attractive is a fact. Biracial babies and children are the cutest fucking babies ever and biracial women are, almost without exception, sexy as hell.

Congrats! This thread started more than 12 hours ago, contains all the righteous indignation one expects from Jezebel and also a clip from the movie Stripes. It somehow equates using the word mutt with nigger despite the fact that we're all mutts, in some way. Also, it features those who say this is the same argument…

Did you just say "you people??"

That's the thing though, I think you have to choose golf because it can pay off immediately. I'm wracking my brain thinking of any others that make sense.

Question of the night: a genie tells you he can make you the best possible athlete in any sport for two years. The absolute best ever, but after two years, you're back to being average you. During those two years, you will strike out whoever, knock out whoever and beat any anyone in a race, depending on your chosen…