Charmander's a grade-A asshole... eh?

He's waiting for someone to gift him the first game. The man wants to play the games in chronological order.

"Better than flappy birds"

if i'm gonna play a game that allows me to use the female gender. Definitely will choose female every time because i'm not looking at man butt for the next ~30 hrs..... don't judge me. ._.

Daigo is that you!?

And microsoft is lacking in the story driven/single player department. Both companies have their strengths and weaknesses, it all boils down to what your preferences are. (when I say they're lacking in that department, I mean games actually published or developed by them).

Caught them all, didn't hear anything about this soon enough.

Dude already got pranked hard by his barber...

These are all, so, so beautiful. Why are they for a mobile game? Why not a full console Ooo? Why have we been forsaken so?

I don't have an iPhone, but Kotaku's editors drooling over Three's got me interested. I was talking to a co-worker about flappy bird and mentioned, since she had an iPhone, she should check out Three's. I really wanted to check it out as well but as soon as she brought it up on her phone and I saw it cost money on the…

They're so beautiful.

"It's worth noting: these are early screenshots of an unfinished game. The final product will likely look different, and we hear the textures will look much better when Unity is out later this year."

So he trolled his team in a multiplayer match and did nothing?

Oh, fuck off.

Maybe she can go work on good games now. You know, games where they don't design the set pieces first and then make writers write around them, so the story sucks, but the dialog is good.

You're missing out on Laserdile and the second coming of Bird Jesus.

Actual best part: