2016 Ford Focus RS - Coming soon to ditches and utility poles near you!

But you know Uber totally has wheelchair access right? So yea, there’s that.

The people that didn’t get that as a joke are the ones that shouldn’t be on this site. Good Lord....

Like a boss. Shit’s got places to be.

"Lets make the front end as large and awkwardly proportioned as possible without balancing the design anywhere else on the truck."

A lot of people seem to think it's hideous, but I have a soft spot for the Porsche Panamera Turbo S

The best part is the guy who's truck got smashed finishes his beer and throws the can in the truck...

Especially when he appears in

Neil deGrasse Tyson is a national treasure. Full Stop.

So based on the looks of that Cooper, someone just donked the shit out of their lawnmower.

When is your first scheduled Buttrape Service?

The dog is like, "Hi, I'm Dog, any treats snacks or what-not? No? Well fuck it then."

My electic leafblower is so quiet, I actually have to pump its sound into my ear buds for maximum enjoyment.

I found an alternate video with a better exhaust.

"Big tires" don't equal "winter tires"

Exactly, people just can't seem to get over the fact the point of Porsche is to simply build whatever it builds, to the highest possible standard.

I agree 100%. I'm getting sick of the whining about Porsches around here. They now build the world's best SUV that can perform on the track, in almost any off road situation you can think of, and on the road. They also build the junior version of that. They build the world's most capable sedan. The world's best…

I buy Porsche because the quality is top notch, and the service I receive from my dealer is amazing. Unlike a Range Rover, the Porsche will work every single day. In 5 years of Porsche ownership, the only problem I've ever had is a burned out tail light. When I went to the dealer, he told me to stay in the car and pop…