She kills them with kindness—she puts up with it.

Just gotta say that I thought the Aunt Lydia bit was top-notch. And anyone who thinks this is a comment about SHS’s appearance is being deliberately obtuse.

my man angling for a Dyson endorsement with that sucking up

Every year the WHCD brings in someone from The Daily Show which exists solely to mock our politicians and the media who cover them and then get mad when said Daily Show correspondent mocks our politicians and the media who cover them. Which will gain self-awareness first: Computers or White House correspondents?

You honestly have to give the right credit for how shameless they are: “How DARE they insult the appearance of Sarah Huckabee Sanders! You never go after a woman’s looks... plus she’s not as big an uggo as MAN-chelle Obama!”

Sarah Huckabee Sanders shows her true character every fucking day by lying on behalf of a thin-skinned little tyrant and waving away evidence of his racism and misogyny. Jesus, it doesn’t take much to impress Benny Johnson.

God’s None Pizza With Left Beef

Well clearly you’re the fool.

Living in Arizona, I’ve been stopped while jogging at night. Why was I jogging at night, officer? Because it’s July and this is the only time when it’s under 100 degrees. Just like the half dozen other people who I passed by this evening who aren’t being asked this stupid question.

And speaking of “well-meaning” neighbors:

So these assholes on FB and the trolls lurking here are seriously going to pretend that a kid didn’t just got shot at by his neighbor for knocking on the door??? Literally had to dodge bullets and run for cover. Like that shit didn’t just happen? Even if the neighbor doesn’t hurt and/or harass them, there’s a good…

White Friend - “Hey would you like to go knock on some doors and .....”

We’ve seen this bit from Rubio before:

🎵I’ll take you home again ♫ Girleen 🎶

I almost asked you once if you were from the South!

Oh, indeed. He figured that, since it was Sessions who just vacated that seat, that it was HIS seat for the claiming, and why should he have to bother campaigning? And if he had to campaign, why should he have to bother telling the truth or anything?

Oh but there was a conspiracy. To silence his victims, in hopes of stealing a Senate seat.

*guffaw!* I had no idea that sloppy transliterations of my impatient speech counted as vocabulary items, but— color me extremely flattered by it. :)

Hollylujah-isms that are now part of my every day vernacular.

overly aggressive General Douglas MacArthur