Fuck you, Fred Armisen’s dad.

Fashion designer? That’s extremely generous. More like fashion plagiarist.

Not only is it not normal, it is explicitly against federal and state laws in Washington DC. A POTUS is not allowed to hire his friends or family to posts, they must all come from government. It is in this way that democracy is assured to never fall into the hands of dynastic families which has never been the case...…

No. Where did I say to ignore them? But you don’t find it notable that conservatives will dry-hump cops after every shooting of an unarmed black man - and fucking created this Blue Lives Matter bullshit to counteract those that had the temerity to suggest that black lives shouldn’t be disposable - and now they’re…

Perhaps it is. But it’s more than a little hypocritical coming from the same people that virulently defended the police in the cases of Michael Brown, Eric Garner, Tamir Rice, Philando Castille, et al. I just wish I could put my finger on what could possibly be different this time...

The Blue Lives Matter GOP will stop at nothing to cast blame everywhere it could possibly go, which doesn’t include guns, obviously. Those courageous objects are beyond reproach and serve as a shining exemplar of honor and goodness to all Americans.

Props for the DJTJ abbreviation. Now I’m picturing him as a wannabe amateur DJ who goes by TJ, to commemorate that one time he went to Tijuana and got the clap from a hooker. No, not that time, the other time he went to Tijuana and got the clap from a hooker. When they had to bribe the coroner and hustle out of the…

Trump asking Don Jr. and Eric what to do on gun control...

I welcome Doofus Jr and American Psycho’s input. Whatever they suggest will only make things worse for the NRA.

He’s also a very unattractive man.

There’s something going on with his chin. Look at the unnatural bulge that causes a weird cleavage between his chin and face muscles. I think he has a chin implant which is strange because he still has an incredibly weak chin.

I want to be excited for all the yummy perjury but I can’t be because I’ve lost all hope that this Congress will get off its ass to do anything about it. But like... I am 100% sure that he will lie about something that he and his lackey can’t spin, which is definitively and objectively false.

That’s pretty much my thoughts. My guess is she is hoping the stress of being president matched with his clearly unhealthy lifestyle will finish him off and she can have a sweet sweet payoff.

Nope. She chose to get into bed with him, stayed with and supported him through all his underhanded, dirty tactics.

No sympathy whatsoever.

He’s a snake, she’s a snake. Snakes are quite capable of disliking each other. No winners here.

He didn’t really, though. If he wanted to be humble, he would have just congratulated the man and left it at that - leave all the shit he’s talked completely out of it. Instead, he took the opportunity to make the whole thing pretty much about himself by bringing up all the awful takes he’s made in the past and…

“Be a good teammate to your fellow HOFer’s”

“Kick the rocks on Friday that others will think to kick on Monday.” - Jason Whitlock

We also would have accepted “pound sand”