All about that perineum, boss.

Jokes on you, ladies. While you’re worrying about your butthole us manly men are focusing on the really important part; your sexy, sexy duodena.

The funny criticism of Hillary Clinton’s supposed “coronation” was the implication that the Democrats of 2015 had a super deep bench of up and comers that she kept from running. The reality is that between 2004 (when a State senator from Illinois gave a keynote address before the DNCC) and 2016, not a single Democrat…

So is the plan for MLS to have 47 teams?

For context of how shocking the 44/47 arrest figure is, Banks County is 93% white.

“We addressed an issue that was brought to our attention immediately. In the profession of law enforcement, issues will arise in every agency due to an essence of individuals being imperfect. One officer’s actions does not reflect the agency as a whole.”

Look at this fucking hoopster.

This whole “OBEY ANY AND EVERY ORDER YOU ARE GIVEN OR YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS ARE FORFEIT” deal aboard airliners is getting really old.

Let’s get this out of the way:. Anyone who makes a comment in the realm of “This is football. What a bunch of pussies” is an asshole.

I smell rivalry. Can’t wait until the next time these two teams meet.

Speaking of coasts and budget cuts, the Trump administration (ugh) is proposing cutting funding to the Great Lakes from $300 million to $10 million. When people saw the number they thought it was a joke, because no one could be that fucking petty. But, no, it’s a real proposal. Like, it’d almost be palatable if they…

College newspaper beef is the absolute best. I was treasurer of student government in college, and I started catching some serious flack from the newspaper editorial department as to how we spent our $30,000 annual budget. Every week was some hit piece on me and I just couldn’t help but laugh. How thin-skinned is this…

Classic! Good old days of comedy right there. Blues Brothers, Animal House, Wayne’s World, Caddyshack!

I wouldn’t have used “rectified” in my letter in this situation.

Now we know what to call him. Thanks, Sean.

I agree with you, also, I do not understand why, when Broadway exists, do they need to put in a musical movie an actress who does not sing

So, instead of “We’re all gonna die.” it’s “We’re already dead.”

The USA definitely jumped the shark this year, didn’t it.

On February 7, 2002, then-president George W. Bush signed a secret memorandum affirming the White House’s view that the U.S. wasn’t required to follow the Geneva Conventions in its efforts against al Qaeda.

Austin and Dallas are both garbage cities, and I say this as a Texan.