“I don’t know, he’s just an asshole.”

I wish I could find it again, but long ago in an issue of SI there was an article on Gossage that described him throwing batting practice to his son and getting so fed up that the kid had his foot in the bucket while batting that he hit the kid with a pitch. The kid got up and screamed “Dad, you’re an asshole!”

I think this rant actually qualifies as three delegates for Donald Trump.

They’re amazing, but I hate their hypocrisy. They prance and preen and showboat and it’s all good (and I enjoy it), but when another team beats them and gives it back to them, they suddenly turn into the best fans in basketball and whine how it's disrespectful and unprofessional. They're great, but they have this…

The entire notion of “fully rounded” portraits of the perpetrators of multiple heinous crimes is a disservice to victims. No one cares about Assad’s years training as an ophthalmologist in Damascus, especially not while most of his victims go unknown and unheard. Neither does anyone with a grain of common humanity…

This seriously changes the power structure of the East. There’s no denying that Milwaukee is now a top-15 team.

He taught Geomancy at Hogwarts for a couple years, didn’t he?

And yet some people at this company still stand by publishing the account of a mentally unstable man in outting a competitors executive. Gawker: always occupying the moral high ground.

I still can’t believe a human being has the real name “Lockhart Steele.”

Ghost of Gawker Past [nods]

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.

As a fan of spectacular train wrecks, I counter-offer with this:

It’s fantastic that both teams decrease wins with this trade.

He’s making over $22,000,000 this year. He is Dwight Howard. I really can’t see an NBA GM giving up ~$22m worth of his own players to land Dwight Howard.

This is the only thing I can see happening because lmao:

I am also now picturing a different scenario where secret footage is released of the Spurs practice facility and Pop pinning Kobe down, repeatedly slapping him across the mouth with a newspaper.

“I think we’ll pass. We need some guns for Kobe to play with. You know, we gotta add some meat to our roster.”

Are they really rehiring Zeke?

So, what the hell is this about?

I knew the design of Levis Stadium made the east side seats particularly hot. That must have been where Drew was sitting to bake up all these scorching takes.