When pressed for comment, the mayor retreated to her bridge where she belched fireballs and threw hammers at anyone who tried to save the princess.

Thats not in the Bill of Rights, neither is employment.

Professional sports ≠ legal system.

“He and his beautiful family will always hold a special place in my heart. “

Sources close to the couple say Woods just couldn't get down on one knee.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Floyd is the best at castrating fighters. Never seen anything like it. The only way to have a chance against Floyd is to be willing to brawl and be willing to absorb his counterpunches. In essence, be willing to get knockout out if that's what it takes to have a shot. Manny wasn't willing tonight. He refused to engage…

“No one wins. One side just loses more slowly.” - Prezbo, “The Wire”

It’s not the outcome people are upset about. It’s how boring it was to watch a “fight of the century” where one guy knew he only had to jab and run away to win.

My stepdad was a former heavyweight boxer who used to beat me with weightlifting belts and knives when I didn’t perform chores well enough. I never saw him hit my mom, but I suspect he did. The last time I saw him alive, I told him if he hit my 2 year-old sister again I was going to kill him. A freak accident took him…

Speaking as a former child of a physically abusive dad, they are all cowards. After I turned 16 I got big enough I could stop the abuse. I'll never forget the look on my dads face when I told him, if you lay one hand on me, I will kill you, and I may not succeed, but you will be very messed up, I promise you. He never…

Jesus Christ!! Well I’m glad you decided to focus on the most important part of my comment. In case you didn’t notice my comment was really about the pain of seeing your mother beaten by your father and the satisfaction a son would get from telling someone like that No. Maybe it happens and he is a billionaire.…

Dude will make $200M for this fight on top of the $100M he made last year, etc. If you are waiting for him to become destitute as some form of justice, I’m afraid you are likely to be disappointed, at least for the next 10-20 years.

It’s really hard to read this especially having seen almost this exact thing in my younger years. The only bit of solace that I have is that when Floyd has nothing. Destitute and having out at fights signing gloves for rent money is that he will approach his son and ask for forgiveness, and that he found god or…

Motherfucking internet lawyer.

Yeah, that part got to me just as much as seeing his hand written notes. And the worst part is that, despite the fact that he clearly has no respect for his dad, he still has to spend time with him. Imagine seeing your father do that to your mom, and still having to at least semi-regularly spend time with him because…

If your statement were a stat sheet it would be 0 and 2...1. the statement is not hearsay if presented by the child in court...2. even if not presented by the child it would not be excluded under the best evidence rule...the rule is one of exclusion not inclusion. Good try at throwing around big words though...

Sooo, you don’t understand hearsay do you? He witnessed these things. That makes him a witness.

I get chills reading this quote from Koraun in an interview with USA Today last year.

Good thing there is no way Floyd will ever find out what his son said about him.