Dwight Howard has held controversial opinions for his entire career. For example, his belief that practicing free throws is a waste of time has offended basketball fans for years.

When Mike Miller is your help over Dwyane Wade, that means you have no help.

it means he is high somewhere.

Yeah. 2 years with an opt out after 1? That's total dedication, all right. But he wants to raise his family there, AND get as many championships as Jordan? I dunno, either.

"Fuck!"

It's a shame KLove has been such a douche to his Minnesota fans. I get it, it's not a team people dream of playing for. But he really wants to be part of LeBron's crew to the point it's smelling like desperation.

It means he is still Michael Beasley.

People forget that Windhorst is the real winner in all of this. Doesn't have to deal with the humidity down here anymore.

Gotta be happy for Lebron and Cleveland, but especially for Windhorst, who now is back in Ohio where those of his stature and BMI roam free and are accepted with (very) wide-open arms.

What does this mean for Michael Beasley?

Thank goodness Titz69 spoke his mind on the issue, now I know which way I should side in the debate

Does the "z" in "titz69" make it more exxtreme?

Money order is fine

I've been sitting on this for a long time, but I think I'll strike while the iron's hot. I have video of Johnny Manziel reciting book 22 of the Odyssey (in Greek), while recreating a near-perfect copy of Caravaggio's Head of Medusa. At the 1:23 mark, he puts down his brushes, takes up a chisel, and etches "Rodin was a…

Salting stairs in Georgia? They don't know that salt melts snow (see: Snopocalypse 2014).

Somebody murdered my brother. Now, I'm seeking vengeance the only way I know how: by taking local businesses to task for not salting the stairs out front of their establishments and putting the health and safety of their customers at risk. Have you been hurt in a fall? Fuckin' call me, bra.

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There must be something in the water up there in Green Bay - it didn't take much to hide Clay Matthews' cock.