The second tweet says it all: He was okay with her being shitty as long as she continued to praise him. I could heel turn, become a vocal Trump sycophant on Twitter, pay for clicks to get noticed more, and be a White House employee before the end of next summer. 

I despise them. They allegedly ponied up the legal dough in Colorado to defeat a class-action lawsuit by the victims of the Aurora shooting against an online retailer of ammo that sold Holmes thousands of rounds without even an ID. The suit was defeated, and in Colorado, plaintiffs have to pay the defendants legal…

Nelson is also looking more and more like Fire Marshall Bill

He’s so completely full of shit anyway. Texas is a no-fault State in divorces, except in cases of adultery or cruelty, and spousal support is extremely limited. Even if it’s a fault divorce, you cannot really “get railroaded”. There’s child support, separation of assets, and $2500 a month or 20% of the spouses income,…

Dale will continue to drop these sizzling and correct takes because he is untouchable in Dallas. Local residents would explode if Jerruh tried to get him fired. 

My wife’s family has been through this in three separate generations of the family’s successful business. It’s always been two brothers, with one being forced out. Eventually, her dad was pushed out, and now the 4th generation is in charge with two brothers. I’m certain the cycle will repeat itself.

Did anyone in this press conference ask him about the protection of the Muslim faith?

I’m in the same boat. Our company has been growing by leaps and bounds, the bonuses have been plentiful, the budgets have been increasing for us to be able to continue doing our job well, and we continued to acquire other businesses to add to our portfolio and boost our market cap. As we’ve maintained the growth…

I thought Cohen as Zuckerkorn or Gene Parmesan, but Giulani is such a bumbling idiot, he keeps screwing up the defense of his client and is a gross lech. 

We are in Season 4/5 where Michael is no longer the straight man and is as crazy as all the rest of them. 

This entire affair is absolutely Arrested Development. Trump Jr is GOB, Eric is Buster, Kushner is Tobias, Tiffany is Annyong, Giuliani is Barry Zuckerkorn, Stormy Daniels is Kitty, James Comey is Gene Parmesan, Mueller is Wayne Jarvis, Barron is George Michael right now and is probably slowly morphing in Maeby,…

Frankly, I think he LOVES the power and it’s why he’s become so untethered from the opinion and direction of his handlers. However, I think he wishes he could just jump to the Gaddafi, Mugabe, Marcos level of dictatorship where he doesn’t actually have to do shit except enrich himself and play golf while the country…

The Koch’s are absolutely evil. They claim to be social liberals that support women’s right to choose, gay rights and same-sex marriage, stem cell research and oppose the war on drugs, but naturally you don’t see them holding back money from religious nutcases that don’t agree with any of that. They will continue…

As a Spurs fan, I want them to make an offer to Capela for two potential outcomes: The Spurs get a very valuable C to replace a busted ass Pau Gasol with Poeltl being a serviceable backup OR they force the Rockets hand to give him an asinine amount of money and lock up their cap space for the next 5 years. Win-Win…

Just another person added to the Human Centipede. 

This is what I’ve been saying. If people weren’t paying attention the last decade, they missed how vocal Pop and RC were about their hate for inter-conference trades that work only the benefit the big market team. They’re the reason Chris Paul didn’t wear a Lakers uniform. Anyone could see a trade to the East as…

These disgusting people. They’re throwing their hands in the air saying “But, it’s super hard putting people back together that we ripped apart with no intention of reunifying them!”

At this points, what are the odds both Stone and DJTJ get indicted?

Ketchup and pasta to go with them buttery teeth. Seriously, run up some credit card debt on teeth whitening.

Let’s call it what it is: he’s a preening diva and malcontent that never got over RM bringing in Bale. The only thing that matters to Ronaldo is Ronaldo.