Other companies are doing it. My travel budget at work got slashed severely since I’m expected to do meetings via webcam. Totally fine by me. Traveling for work is garbage. I’d rather do what newscaster thing of wearing PJ pants under the desk.

He most definitely can eat shit. There are plenty of people that serve very essential roles in our government that don’t get stipends. Take a diplomatic security agent. They make $80k-$90k a year (comfortable), but have to pay upwards of $2900 a month for just an okay one bedroom apartment in the DC area. These people…

Or the murder of a Muslim teenage girl in the US? Silence.

I don’t recall where I read it, but there was an old article about Michael Bay in film school. All of these other students made dark, bleak short films. His was just a handsome blonde guy driving around in a yellow Porsche convertible for 7 minutes.

Not at all, and I think had he been allowed to run for a third term, he would’ve mopped the floor with Trump. However, Trump unveiled something repugnant in America that we thought we conquered with a black president. He may bother the entrenched GOP politicians, but his voters love when he goes ‘gloves off’ on an…

We already saw people revolt against a woman. I’m not entirely certain that we would see another one for a while that has a real shot. Rule out anyone African American or Latino for that matter. Overt racism and sexism is the new norm.

All I want to do when he does that goddamn forefinger/thumb gesture with his nubby little hands is break the fucking things.

Having to visit family there frequently as a kid, returning for college, living there for some time, and now going there a lot for work, I can say without any shred of hipster irony: Austin is the absolute worst.

I’m a resident, and this was my email to his office.

I will preface this with the fact that I am absolutely a Spurs homer, but I sincerely believe that Kawhi should be MVP. This is based solely on the fact that he drug corpses around the floor to a 61 win season. When looking at their rosters as a whole, the Rockets and Thunder had far better supporting casts than the…

* Gets in time machine and goes two years in the future. Reads headline, “Noted Pornography and Gay Marriage Opponent Charged with Possession of Child Pornography.” Does not react with surprise.

“PROTECT THE GAME. PROTECT THE GAME. PROTECT THE GAME.”

This poor kids hair future doesn’t look bright.

I am sick and tired of this woman taking up public space. She has delusions of substance.

“Hi, I’m Judith Light. Please go to this mall,” sounds like an unintentionally hilarious ad campaign.

Even if she is incredibly angry with him for cheating and molesting, to the Quiverfull cult, she still has to fulfill god’s covenant to procreate.

Band name: Supreme Penis. CALLED IT!

The stupidity of this cut to the CG is that they already have trouble keeping drugs coming into Cali and Florida in makeshift narco-submarines because of how seriously underfunded they are. The CG seized one that was carrying 7.7 tons of cocaine, or roughly $170M in one shipment. They estimate there are more than 50…

It’s hilarious because Becky Hammon will absolutely be a head coach somewhere in the next 5 years.

College newspaper beef is the absolute best. I was treasurer of student government in college, and I started catching some serious flack from the newspaper editorial department as to how we spent our $30,000 annual budget. Every week was some hit piece on me and I just couldn’t help but laugh. How thin-skinned is this…