"Jeter's first day on the job, he's not doing the dougie. He's not!"

I'm hopeful for a San Antonio franchise in the next decade. We already have a team playing in phase one of a soccer specific stadium (Toyota Field) with two more phases capable of expanding it up to 18,500. We have the Latino population, and also an owner with money. The main problem I've heard about is that the team…

I have truly come to loathe Lebron. He dunks on the worst team, who is being blown out in the first quarter, then flexes and taunts like its the end of Game 6.

That angle of the Arizona Bro shows how hard of a forearm shiver he took to the mouth. My hats off to him that he isn't missing teeth in the picture of him the next morning.

Most have never seen the guy outside the costume, and they have his identity on the programs closely guarded as some weirdly named position with SSE, but he is unbelievably jacked. Naturally, he is playing to the crowd, but he (as I am sure is the case with most mascots) could reasonably beat some ass.

My grandfather was the left tackle and blocking for Doak Walker and Bobby Layne at Highland Park back in the early 40's. He told me he was 6'4" 210 lbs and pretty much a man mountain compared to everyone else. Doak was only 5'7" 150 lbs during most of his career.

"How, ESPN"- Reilly's Father-In-Law

"Played" SXSW is a loose term.

There is no way a guy was allowed to hang out in the terminal for three days, while saying God told him to stay there. Homeland Security don't play that shit, son.

Stop me if it has been stated already, but that little island sale to Tim Blixseth stood out to me after reading about his exploits in Montana. He took $209 million of a $375 million dollar loan cut to him by Credit Suisse for the Yellowstone Club (a company with which Gary di Silvestri claims to have made his…

NFL GM's: Because we'd rather have a guy with 5 pending paternity suits. He really has his shit together.

The first violinist with the power mullet is fuckin' killing it.

Well, religion is weird...

When we were getting married, my wife insisted on having Williams-Sonoma as one of our registries and then proceeded to add a $1000 espresso machine. Since we don't have fucking solstice parties or vacation in Malta, clearly our poor ass friends didn't spring for that. Plus, I saw this as a huge slap in the face to…

It's amazing what the extra $5 gets you when you think about it. I have drank and/or sold most of these while working for a distributor. That extra five spot gets you: Wild Turkey 81, WL Weller, Buffalo Trace, Old Forester 86, etc. I'd check out Old Charter 10 Yr; I think that's under the $15 range. My best value has…

You aren't factoring state beverage taxes and fines. Most states have a separate beverage commission that make it their mission to take every cent out of the bar they can. They have uncapped budgets and unlimited jurisdiction. It really is a Goodell situation where they are the judge, jury, and executioner. In Texas,…

One thing is debatable: if the call goes ISU's way and they win, is Mack Brown being fired at the Austin airport?

What I saw in the first paragraph: "Stupid ."

He's slowing becoming one half of a 70's undercover police duo.