I was hoping for Simon, but Richter is still good. 

I was upset he wasn't coming back for the new show, and then I found out why, and now I hope he never works again. What a cliche.

We already got an animated Simon

Second season better be Maria unleasing a ravenous petting zoo on a bunch of monsters.

Pros: Richter and Maria, a good Rondo of Blood adaptation, and hopefully SotN too

Second season better be an upside down map.

Fair.

I don’t think you are.

With any luck, they’ll finally let us choose our skin tone, haircut and color, and eye color at the start of the adventure.

that annoying guy you used to argue with on message boards in the late 90s/early 2000s but this time he’s the richest man in the world.

He can’t. Because, much like Trump, his entire image is predicated around the idea that he’s this Big Brained Alpha who runs circles around the establishment. The problem is, that just like Trump, he’s a fucking man child who reveals that he isn’t what he claims he is the more he opens his mouth.

And the more he opens…

Well, he’s moved from “plausibly not a white nationalist edgelord but still probably one” to “bog standard republican who is also an edgelord”, so yeah. 

Yeah..what the fuck?  A minimum of 40 hours is pretty much a 9-5, rendering remote work useless.  Which of course is the point.

Ten years ago I wanted a Tesla.  Now I wouldn’t accept one for free.

Two things stand out. One, the statement that being in the office 40 hours minimum is apparently less than people in the factory need to work in a week. 40 hours is generally considered the max hours before going into overtime. That makes it seem like the factory workers are being fucked.

Musk has been transitioning from “troll edgelord” to “white nationalist Republican” so I don’t think he particularly cares how people think of him.

Please use this sad Wario photo instead of the cowboy hat photo for any future Musk-related articles. Or even better, just include a picture of real Wario so we know it’s it’s an article about Musk but we don’t have to see is fucking face.

Musk’s entire brand has been “edgy asshole troll” for the last 5 years, but the problem is that eventually everyone starts to... think of you and your brand as “asshole”.

And yeah, Musk is kind of the pre-eminent asshole in social media at this point. And he’s not happy about it. 

LOL! God of War is coming along very nicely. Close to completing it, just need to fix a few problem areas in the run.