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So this is what tips@deadspin.com is for?

2 words: Williamson County. They are one of the most corrupt districts in Texas. The police there literally are convinced they can do anything they want. Anyone whos lived in Austin for longer than ten minutes knows to stay the fuck out of there.

It was 9/11, Malcolm. Everyone is not alright.

Lets just call it a big ass gun and leave it at that

Snowboarder here and I sort of agree with you. That said, the X-Games needs to move to an every-other-year thing. MAKE US MISS YOU!

David Price

"The bike is so ridiculous that it topples over when it's at standstill."

Wait... what am I doing wrong with my current bike then?

You either want to dominate or suck. Give the Astros credit, if you are trying to flame out, they are burning brighter than most have dared.

Harper charged again after the baseball and this time discovered the out-of-town scoreboard.

admit it. since he didn't die, it was kinda funny

Pull your shoes up, Dwyane!

You watch your goddamned mouth when you're talking about the Tilted Kilt.

No surprise he was trying to steal a Mustang. He's been stealing from the Fords since he was drafted.

As a Houston Texans fan, I'm loving that you're a former Cowboy.

The last time #RiseUp was used in Atlanta, it didn't go so well.

sounds like some pretty stiff criticism.