Highway +61 Revisited.

Fertilizer Industry About to Explode as Spring Growing Season Nears

Can't say I blame Obama. I'm straight as an arrow but I'd take Gunn in a heartbeat.

I wonder if anyone told the personalized license plate guy at Itchy & Scratchy Land that he should stick to Borts?

Oh, please. I'm all for playing good defense. But Jones bit on Waiters's slight hesitation as soon as Waiters got to him. And unless Jones and Andersen get there sooner, there's nothing they can do short of tackling Waiters or getting out of his way.

Additionally, we know that certain suspicious materials have been gathered from the crime scene, including electronic listening devices, safety pins, acidic gels and GPS tracking chips.

Please, please, please don't let this attack be the work of a religious or ethnic minority. And please, please, please, don't let Mark Wahlberg say something stupid.

If only we had sent Will Johnson to meet Bridget von Hammersmarck. So much blood would have been saved.

Chinaman probably isn't the best term. I think I would have went with Chinaboy, or Chinateen.