RIHANNA.

Do you think Kanye just pretended to be asleep so as not to have to talk to her?

Are you suggesting that black people are now oppressing trans people? Because that would seriously erase the trans activism of black and other POC.

Arya for Doctor!

Usually not. Pillow princesses are rare, and tend to congregate in certain locales (though, there are some stone butches who are more than happy to accommodate them). What is more common is having women insist on really slow, gentle lovemaking where they very gently trace circles around your clit and refuse to do…

lol wrestling

"Who is Number One?"

Um, no. Not even close. Sam Wilson is Captain America right now. You will have to get over that fact. I was just making a joke about a combination of his old name and his new name.

Perrie Edwards, Zayn Malik's fiancée, is getting Yoko Ono'd by 1D fans.

I like to think that law was determined specifically because Australia's parliament got a copy of Crowe's shooting schedule.

"Can you dress me in a sack that you have somehow discovered a way to crease?"

Tentacle porn sub group, lobster porn.

JD was not amused by his parents' incredibly artificial attempts to "bond."

I googled it. She had some private tutor, but it doesn't say that she graduated anything.

My dad is a big fan of the saying, "Close only counts in hand grenades and horse shoes." Do you think Paltrow knows that one?

lil table nap

all 40 of his credits dont appeal to u ok

welp its been nice being alive

Also, if you love science fiction/fantasy (as I do), I'd recommend books by: Octavia Butler, Ursula Le Guin, Maureen McHugh, Lois McMaster Bujold, Ann Leckie, Lauren Beukes, Nicola Griffith, N.K. Jemisin, Ruth Ozeki, James Tiptree, Jr. (yes, that's a lady), and Connie Willis.

Watching someone else play video games is the actual 9th circle of hell.