RIHANNA.

Do you think Kanye just pretended to be asleep so as not to have to talk to her?

Are you suggesting that black people are now oppressing trans people? Because that would seriously erase the trans activism of black and other POC.

Usually not. Pillow princesses are rare, and tend to congregate in certain locales (though, there are some stone butches who are more than happy to accommodate them). What is more common is having women insist on really slow, gentle lovemaking where they very gently trace circles around your clit and refuse to do…

lol wrestling

Perrie Edwards, Zayn Malik's fiancée, is getting Yoko Ono'd by 1D fans.

I like to think that law was determined specifically because Australia's parliament got a copy of Crowe's shooting schedule.

"Can you dress me in a sack that you have somehow discovered a way to crease?"

Tentacle porn sub group, lobster porn.

JD was not amused by his parents' incredibly artificial attempts to "bond."

I googled it. She had some private tutor, but it doesn't say that she graduated anything.

My dad is a big fan of the saying, "Close only counts in hand grenades and horse shoes." Do you think Paltrow knows that one?

lil table nap

all 40 of his credits dont appeal to u ok

welp its been nice being alive

Husband empties the diaper pail - I'll empty his diapers, ooh la la. I mean, whatever that means.

Oh man, seeing you unclog the poopy toilet pipes totes makes me want you to unclog my poopy pipes.

Watching someone else play video games is the actual 9th circle of hell.

He looks so creepy to me. Like he's too young to have that 60 year old televangelist thing going on.

It takes a few episodes to find its tone, but so far I'm liking it. The March girls are aged up so Amy, the youngest, is the only one still in high school, and the premise is they send a weekly video log to their mother, who's in the military and currently on deployment. There's two episodes a week, one is the video…