This is honestly why I wish we lived in a society where women were around other naked women more often. Once I joined a gym and started seeing women dressing and undressing, I can't describe to you how much less neurotic I was about my "flaws". Because everybody has them. You see yourself naked and imagine that…

Ok Mark. Between this and the toddler left in the car story, I expect no less than 5 additional happy fun-time pet stories of kittens detecting cancer in a kid or baby goats becoming best friends with puppies then all of them becoming best friends with baby hedgehogs.

Finally, my lifelong dream of a boyfriend named Hulk has an outlet.

My name is Kenny... and I'm a cockoholic. I haven't had a man in three days.

Will no one speak for my people?

Agreed. Which is why I am willing to go to your house and eat your dog.

There's so much in this article to talk about, but, most importantly, you know which mythological figure I want to see reimagined most of all? Hera. She has the "vengeful bitch" reputation but it's not like she doesn't have a damn good reason to be vengeful. And she's the brains of all the Olympian gods. (I know…

As a Taco Bell enthusiast, I am pretty excited for this.

Smoke some weed, and then you won't care either.

True Blood is the only show where I am repeatedly disappointed at the amount of nudity (full or partial) because there isn't enough of it, either in quality or consistency. Is it too much to ask for more partially-clad men? Don't they know their audience?

Blood/Death/Sex/Sexy Death Blood, however, remains by far my favourite Fiona Apple album.

From Jez.

Exactly. If a white guy identifies as a black man, the first thing he does is starts taking black people hormones and then...

"Satan's spunk" surely needs to make it into C.A.'s lexicon.

But...everyone likes facecake.

S'Mores

Seriously, Stan?

A friend came in for brunch one day and ordered a Benedict burger. It was extremely difficult not to screw him on the spot.