Oh damn I volunteer at a wild bird rescue in the Bay Area, so I’m currently wondering if the pelican got transferred there.

I didn’t know Justine Sacco changed her name.

I blame this whole episode on Evans spending too much time around Jeremy Renner. Renner is a serious douche in my book.

I have no idea how real or fake Rob’s relationship with Blac Chyna is, but I have to admire the chutzpah here nonetheless. uwu

2015 was a pretty shit year for me personally, so thanks for reminding me all of these glorious people exist.

Yikes. Tbh I’ve seen the trailer like once and my immediate thought was it’s this year’s Foxcatcher, i.e. best Academy Award bait, Sausage Fest category.

I’m hardly one to defend 50 Cent of all people, but has anyone considered he might be, I dunno, bisexual?

Do you know Meghan King Edmonds? She went to my high school in St. Louis (albeit a few years ahead of me) and everyone I’ve talked to about her being on RHOC has been like LOLWTF. Jim Edmonds sucks.

I am EXTREMELY disappointed ... because I was just in Campbell, but I did not need to go to Target. FML!!!

Do you think the Kardashians will be pissed because this is the one game featuring them that they can’t make money off of?

I already knew they looked alike, yet I can’t stop staring at the top photo.

Looking for awful pictures of Tom Hardy is one of my favorite online activities so enjoy this treasure from 1998. :)

I really, really wish Amber Rose and Blac Chyna would just date each other, if they aren’t already.

The pink pants ensemble makes her look like a time traveler from 2001.

Is it bad that I’ve been to my fair share of thrift stores, used book sales, and estate sales, and I’m extremely disappointed I’ve never seen these books before? I’d buy them so fast.

I haven’t done any major editing work since I graduated college 5 years ago, but I would gladly help out Jez — and for a pittance — just so their stories would make sense.

That freaking story!! I JUST read an immensely long piece about it on Longform last week.

OH SHIT!

This list seems suspiciously short. :/

Jidenna also has the support of supreme goddess Janelle Monae and appeared in her “Yoga” video, but I guess that’s not important.