I’M NOT READY FOR YELLOW DIAMOND.

I really, really wish Amber Rose and Blac Chyna would just date each other, if they aren’t already.

The pink pants ensemble makes her look like a time traveler from 2001.

Is it bad that I’ve been to my fair share of thrift stores, used book sales, and estate sales, and I’m extremely disappointed I’ve never seen these books before? I’d buy them so fast.

I haven’t done any major editing work since I graduated college 5 years ago, but I would gladly help out Jez — and for a pittance — just so their stories would make sense.

INTERESTING!

Wait, are you serious about that slang? I live in San Jose (California), and the local airport is named after a dude with the last name Mineta.

That freaking story!! I JUST read an immensely long piece about it on Longform last week.

I’m sure I’m going to flip-flop a LOT about Cap 3 in the next 9 months or so, but if my babies are all together, then that’s all I care about.

Railing against Marvel’s sexist bullshit is one of my favorite hobbies, but I’m not sure where she got the picture of that DVD cover from because the one listed on Amazon has Black Widow on it.

OH SHIT!

I realize these are unofficial names, but serious question — how can I get a complete and labeled map of Pluto to print out and put on my wall? :)

This list seems suspiciously short. :/

You had me at men giving birth to monsters.

I think about the otherness of the Crystal Gems a lot. WHY are they so compassionate when the current Homeworld Gems aren't?

I KNOW!

There’s a lot to be said, but I’m at work and have to keep things brief — where the hell has Connie been?

Jidenna also has the support of supreme goddess Janelle Monae and appeared in her “Yoga” video, but I guess that’s not important.

THANK YOU.