She's no Montgomery Clift.

FWIW, I don't think she had a lot to work with in Twilight. Bella (?) isn't exactly a complex character. :/

Fuck if I know. I don't care for red meat, so I haven't eaten a McDonald's burger in years.

I've read their reasoning for not doing breakfast all day is because they don't have the "grill space" for breakfast AND burgers but they're already not selling as many burgers anymore, so I think it's time to give up the ghost here.

If McD's really wanted to make money, they'd extend the availability of their breakfast menu until at least 12 p.m., if not all day a la Jack in the Box. Damn it feels good to get a breakfast burrito at 4 p.m. on a Saturday. (Don't judge, you've all been there. )

That's a 'shop, right? RIGHT?

You have no idea how glad I am that someone else besides me immediately had dirty thoughts about Sir Ian and Harry.

This is why I'm Team Lil Bub all the way. Her owner is SO conscientious, unlike poor Grumpy Cat's owner.

Yes, this. I always feel bad for going to the bathroom so often, but then I remember one of my coworkers is a smoker and each of his smoke breaks must take at least 10 minutes each. O_O

"The Mold Growing in Your Bathroom That No One Will Clean"

Yes, but the ceremony is being televised nationally.

Oh great, now I'm picturing Taylor Swift trying to rap the Birthday Song.

There is precedent for naming someone Chutney. See: Legally Blonde. :)

Tilda Swinton IS drugs.

I'm pretty sure the only time a teen doesn't have resting bitch face is when he or she is asleep.

YOU DID NOT.

I maintain that Kim's shitty fashion choices are the result of long-term trolling by Kanye and his couture buddies.

On a related note, this morning in my daily Groupon email I noticed there was a deal on um, Nickelback concert tickets. They're so shitty they have to sell tickets through Groupon.