I don't know if she's on an official hiatus, but I need more Fiona Apple in my life.

@Paprika Jones: Matthew Bellamy could front Queen, but you know, he has that other band to worry about.

Fuck yeah!

I wonder who, if anyone, presided over their ceremony. He or she deserves as much recognition as the couple for having the courage to do this.

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I've always tried to avoid wading in deep creeks and lakes because I'm terrified of stepping on fish and squishing them to death.

Is it just me or is Taylor Lautner always photographed in profile? Who does he think he is? Montgomery Clift?

@greeneyedfem: I heard about that show, but I don't think I ever watched it. The author talks about that, too — about how some kids are willing to go outside, but not everyday. I'm only about 1/6 of the way through the book, but I'm already nervous about what kinds of things I'll learn in terms of today's kids and…

I'm reading a book right now called 'Last Child in the Woods: Saving Our Children from Nature-Deficit Disorder,' which is about how kids don't really go outside to play anymore, and a part of the reason why is our digitized lives, according to the author. It's really interesting although also somewhat painful because…

Man, I would hate to have my pooping time interrupted by someone picking me up and moving my latrine to another spot.

@duetoprivacy: Yeah ... uh I thought it was Ashley Tisdale to be honest.

@sayah: Ugh, I forgot about that.

How about uterus art?

@angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip: You are correct.

Valentine's Day is for breeders, duh.

Those activities combined with severe menstrual cramps makes me queasy just thinking about it.

@plothole: Cool. Etsy ... yeah ... I know that if I only had enough time I could make serious bank there.

@toadaleh: Heh ... yeah. I also crochet from time to time and it took me forever to finish a scarf because I got so bored with it.

Are there any knitting enthusiasts present?

@spiraloflife: Michael Jackson or his face appear in an unlikely object such as a Dorito, a piece of toast or a bowl of mashed potatoes.

@MIXED: Me too. My brother is a bully who makes life difficult for me and trying to hang out with people in my hometown is a hassle (I live in a city with a severe urban sprawl problem). Even my girlfriend who is super tight with her family would rather be back at school.