2% of people who married last year met through eHarmony ... AND NONE OF THEM WERE GAY. Buh-zing!

I have a girl-crush on the other intern where I work. She is a few years older than me and seems to really have her shit together. She is doing some exciting things for the local food front in St.Louis, and she also majored in the same obscure subject as me in college, which is a bonus.

I can haz Betty's floral dress? Kthnxbai.

I long for the days when people dressed up like gorillas for the sake of guerrilla art and psychology experiments.

Didn't women in some older cultures pluck their hair lines way, way back because high foreheads were considered aesthetically pleasing? I predict this to be the next big thing.

Does anyone remember when Katherine Heigl was on Roswell? Yeah, okay.

But ... uh, what about Sir Alec Guinness or Malcolm McDowell?

The first one *would* be in Missouri. There are unfortunate people here.

Since when do lesbians care about fashion sense in relation to a "hero"? And I say that as a gold star lesbian.

My girlfriend is in Calgary right now! Maybe she can bring me back a marmot plushie?

Is it just me or in the thumbnail of the Vogue picture does LiLo vaguely resemble Jane Krakowski?

A danse macabre? I hope they play a lot of The Faint's music.

That Wings movie sounds like a less bad ass version of Teen Wolf.

... And some couples that live together would marry but the powers that be won't let them legally.

So we should all be friends of Dorothy?

Yeah, but will there be a sex scene?!?!?!

I think a better use of money would be to build sidewalks in shitty suburban neighborhoods like mine, so people could go for a walk sometimes.

@angelheadedhipster: I'm friending you for that. Otherwise, yes, but what about bears? Ain't no such thing as a skinny bear.

RE: Zachary Quinto. Obviously they are trying to reenact the classic scene from To Kill a Mockingbird in which Scout gets stuck in some shrubbery because she is wearing a giant ham costume. Except ... this is during the day, there's a dog involved and a scary butcher is following them.

Yes, Rolling Stone, adding leather accessories automatically makes an adolescent male a man.