I would actually watch The 400 Blow Jobs. It doesn't get much better than a porno ripping off the title of a Truffaut movie. Am I right?

I know both of them are married, but in my head Morley Safer and Anna Wintour have been spotted together because they're having a torrid affair.

I just want the jacket. It looks soft.

@ASmallTurnip: No pun intended.

I wanted to make some sort of joke about packages, but I've got nothing.

The homeless look does not suit him.

Not to be morbid or anything, but if he had succeeded in pushing Rihanna out of the (moving) car, there's a good chance she could of died. What kind of shitstorm would that have generated?

Nadya Suleman is turning into a John Waters movie.

I'm a bit of a foodie, and admittedly, the worst kind: a vegetarian foodie.

Pootie Tang.

@denna: Lol, word!

This post makes me happy I am a lesbian. /sarcasm, sort of. Also, the only man I know who might qualify as a Wilhelm von Winesnob is a fellow queer.

Jen, watch out! There are multiple hands heading toward your crotch!

The wonders of the body, especially the reproductive system, never fail to boggle my mind.

I'm not sure what's going on in the first picture up there with Felicity and Eva, but I know that I like it.

@karmasutra: SWEET ACTION. (And thank you for indulging my laziness.)

@brendastarlet is on it: Oh, I don't care if people know we're dating. I have a problem with people talking about us.

If cancer can apparently be smelled (albeit by animals), couldn't that lead to new methods for detection? I mean, obviously, research should go toward curing or treating cancer, but this seems like a worthy thing to check out.

@Fridge Hussy regrets having discovered the joy of oreos!: I don't particularly care for beer most of the time, but I do love something called Woodchuck draft cider. I drink that stuff like it's my day job.

@kimbertly1: Correct, we do not live in the same residence hall. I live in an on-campus apartment, which has its advantages because it's bigger and a safe distance from her place. On the other hand, she doesn't have a roommate, which makes it kind of hard not to be in her room all the time.