Jesus Christ. That is all.

Dodai - Good call, anything related to the Yoruba is pretty dope.

Two words: AVENUE Q.

@Penny Plastic: Word.

OMG! OMG! OMG! Susie Bright! is all I can muster right now.

I'm reclaiming cunt for myself.

This was the first story on my CNN newsfeed yesterday morning, so it was the first thing I read when I woke up. It's so horrible a situation I couldn't bring myself to think about it; 'ZOMG! There's a Muslim involved' didn't even cross my mind.

Hmm, Bob Barker always struck me as a scotch kind of guy. And I would totally forgive him if he ever said he was kind of a big deal.

As a woman who is not exactly rail thin, I am freaking the fuck out over that picture of Beth Ditto, absent nipples be damned.

One of my best friends set me up with my first (and so far only) girlfriend. The break-up was terrible, and it resulted in me furiously cutting off most of the people I associated with my ex.

I love how Schuster in reference to Marian Robinson makes it sound like moving to the White House is some sort of huge burden.

@BeccaSaurus Rex: Charlotte Gilman Perkins, FTW!

Should the Miley Cyrus Meltdown Watch commence?

I love that drawing, even if the squid resembles oddly colored vermicelli sprouting out of an equally oddly colored burrito.

@goldengirl11 (is way too earnest): Awesome.

They've cornified the chocolate!

At least Mickey Rourke had a suitcase full of shoes and not blow or weed.

@Glitterbug: There are far worse addictions.

"I think we both expected to turn into Cirque du Soleil members or Porn Star black belts the first time we seriously made out, thanks to the misinformation in our heads."

@undefined: @tinycowboybraaaaains: I was a journalism major for two years before I switched to communication studies. Between taking journalism classes and working full-time at the campus newspaper, I thought my head was going to explode. Now I'm not involved with either. Funny how that works out.