I'm a lesbian, but even I'm pretty sure that no two men's junk is exactly alike, Cosmo.

Ladies and gentlemen, Western civilization has formally ended.

@chelsea g summers: Oh lord, I could be any one of those contestants - I'm sort of pagan, a first-amendment absolutist, and a moderate queer separatist. And I'm a militant recycler.

@AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover: No, that's very interesting! I'll have to check that out.

Dear Ginnifer,

The idea of a reality show about drag culture is rather endearing, but my beef is this: where are the drag KINGS? This is just fuel for the fire for a conference paper I'm writing on the lack of recognition given to drag kings in both popular culture and queer academia.

@prestocaro: washed, ready to eat: Eh, Logo is okay. They edited out the only sex scene in the lesbian cult film 'Bound.' I'm not a fan of that movie, so Logo basically destroyed any motivation I have for watching 'Bound.'

@J.D.Regent: Oh, I was referring to the homophobes who assume that people choose their orientation and then act all bigoted about it.

@brendastarlet is on it: C. a kindly but terminally ill expatriate hedge fund manager (think James Cromwell) strolls by and stops to survey the scene. He says, 'Wot's this?' Everyone explains and he agrees to pay for the blind friend's operation provided that the famous English actor arranges to have his next film…

@Miss Carrie Nation: Word. Upon further reflection here is my plot: artsy lesbian seeks fellow creative type but only with the approval of her three zany roommates: the flamboyantly gay man who studies porn for a living, the lesbian midwife with a penchant for NPR and photography and the only straight girl in the mix…

Fact: Aretha's hat has its own fan page on Facebook. That thing is fierce!

@rmric0: They say write what you know so my rom-com will involve lesbians and baking.

@Miss Carrie Nation: Yes, she is very small. I know what you mean about the looking at clothes - 'The Devil Wears Prada' was on TV last night and I couldn't tear myself away because of the fashion porn.

So, I'm not even really into chick flicks, but I kind of want to see 'Confessions of a Shopaholic' if only because they were shooting the film the last time I got to visit New York and my friends and I even got to see Isla Fisher mincing down the sidewalk across the way from St. Patrick's Cathedral.

I want the ovulation badge so, so badly! I don't usually like art (other than my own) featuring female reproductive organs, but I'm down with this.

They're so gay. /sarcasm

The 21st birthday party for my best friend was just broken up by the local police. I haz a sad.

@morninggloria: Oh, to be a Cheesemaker!

@morninggloria: You are spot on about the Midwest and its quirky mascots. I would like to present my alma mater: Nerinx Hall High School, home of the Markers.

Sorry, I'm more of a West Hollywood kind of gal.