Ah man. You just HAD to remind me of Timesplitters...

So... you can’t trade or auction the skins off? This purely just a flex of disposable income?

I can safely say that I’ve cumulatively devoured more cold pizza than warm pizza.

Wow. I’m messed up. I saw goatse and didn’t even notice the penises.

Jeez louise, can we get a remaster of Burnout 3: Takedown already?

This. Ironically, the PS3/360 disc versions of Paradise ultimately have access to more content than all these fancy “Ultimate Editions” because of the retailer codes.

Hush you! This was *totally* a teaser for XD: Gale of Darkness 2!

Well, it’s no Thousand Year Door, but it sure as hell looks more promising than Sticker Star.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.

Look at my boy Scraggy.

I hope y’all are ready for....

You kidding? I wish I saw MORE periods in texts.

Well that’s not very simple and clean. 

Sony’s next State of Play livestream...

Would look so much better without all the gaudy TLOU2 branding.

Awww. The announcer doesn’t say “Friendship!... Friendship?! Again?!” anymore? Just the one?

THUG 1 + 2? All the yes. 

Getting some old school SUDA51 vibes from this. I dig it.

Meh. Wake me when they remaster Tony Hawk’s Underground 1+2.

Meh. Wake me when they remaster Tony Hawk’s Underground 1+2.

Veggietales called this shit over a decade ago.