If you have friends, Risk of Rain 2 is a blast.

It’s the PopStation controller!

Time to listen to the Teen Girl Squad theme on repeat.

Pretty sure this is part of the plot to Double Team as well. 

I was the assistant to a supervisor over a squad of booth security guards at E3 last year, so I had the coveted ability of being able to float around my area of the show floor as I went to check on my guys and tend to any issues with credential checking and the like.

Ah, Playstation Home.

“Rough start” is an understatement.

Sheesh, can we just get a remaster of Burnout 3 already and be done with it?

Okay, this was dumb and all, but really? He gets banned, fired, and is likely to lose his career now?

After seeing how rough Jagger looked at the Rose Bowl a few months back, I don’t think you’ll have to make that wish.

Nope.

2 was good, but it ain’t no CD. 

Spectral Thief also wrecks Mewtwo.

To be fair, he can also drop Bottle Caps when you beat him.

Evil Mewtwo is still best Mewtwo.

Oh geez. Ashi’s not gonna be in this, right?

No mention of FF15? I know that the game was really just a display of Square’s existential crisis but at least it got the Carbuncle right. It even sent you text messages!

Sheesh, Meiko. You really let yourself go.

Ah, yes, Neopets...

Damn. Now I want a really dark, gritty post-apocalyptic Mario game.